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Chuck Taylor: "HAAAAAH! Chuck Taylor, right here in CHIKARA, here in Reading, Pennsylvania, we’re back again. And I am in The Kings of Wrestling. That’s right, I’m flyin’ high baby. I’ve been going from Pennsylvania to Kentucky to Tennessee… back to Kentucky… stayin’ in Kentucky for a while, because I don’t go a lotta places, but now I’m here in Pennsylvania.
I’m a King of Wrestling, baby. I’m a king. I feel like Leonardo di Caprio in Titanic. I’m gonna stand on the edge of the ring, they’re gonna hold me high… except I’m not gonna die in the end, because Kate Winslet is not gonna not let me up on… seriously, there was a door floatin’, that door was big enough for two people, seriously. Come on, Kate, let Leo up there, right. You could have saved much people from cryin’. I cried… I… I…um…
No, I’m happy. I’m happy to be here… cause I get to yell at children, I get to punch grannies… HUUH, I’m so excited, I’m gonna punch everybody in the face. I’m a King of Wrestling, I’m gonna eat a meat, I’m gonna have a crown, I’m gonna sit on a throne, oh it’s gonna be great. CHIKARA, Chuck Taylor and the rest of the Kings of Wrestling, tonight we are gonna prove that we are the dominant force in wrestling. Chris Hero is gonna win, he’s gonna kill whoever he’s wrestlin’, I’m gonna kill whoever I’m wrestling, FIST is gonna keep the tag belts, tonight is a good night."