Chris Jericho: "This is Sunday is Judgment Day, the end of the world as we know it, the day when all of us must attest and atone for all the things we've done as human beings on this planet. The while all of you hypocrites are terrified of judgement day, without a blink of an eye I am not afraid of judgement day. And the reason why, is this: I am an honest man, I am a man of virtue, I am a pure-hearted man who always does exactly what he says he is going to do.
[Buhrufe]And yet, ever since I came to SmackDown, I've been lied to, I've been cheated on, I've been disrespected on a weekly basis, and at first I thought it was because I was the new kid on the block. But now I realize it's because it is a conspiracy against Chris Jericho.
[lautere Buhrufe] That's right, a conspiracy orchestrated and perpetrated by all of you fraudulant, gelatinous, parasitic tape worms.
[noch lautere Buhrufe] A conspiracy orchestrated by the inept Teddy Long, the incompetent general manager of SmackDown. And a conspiracy orchestrated by all of the envious and enviable SmackDown superstars in the locker room, all of them conspiring against me.
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