CM Punk: "So, Teddy Long says that Summerslam's Tables, Ladders & Chairs match is Jeff Hardy's specialty. Well, it wouldn't be the first that Teddy is wrong. When it comes to ladders nobody's better than me. I've proven that time in and time out with consistency. As far as chairs go, well, you just saw last week the damage I can do when I get my hands on a steel chair. You don't have to be a WWE historian to know this next little chestnut. I've competed in two back to back Money In The Bank ladder matches at Wrestlemania, and both times I've come out victorious. So I can sit here tonight, waste my time and try to tell you people the difference between right and wrong, I can waste my breath and try to tell you the importance of virtues like honesty and integrity, but I know you're all just slaves, you're all slaves to Jeff Hardy and his hip, little 'in the moment'-propaganda. Besides, anything I do or say will just make you cheer and love Jeff Hardy that much more. So I figured out what I have to do to make you people see the light. I figured out the daunting task ahead of me to get you to understand what you have to do to live a healthier lifestyle. A lifestyle where maybe you people are productive members of society, where you actually contribute to society, instead of contributing to the statistics of alcoholism and drug abuse. I figured out all that I have to do is end--Jeff--Hardy. And believe me when I say I want to do it the same way I live my life: the right way, straight up, one on one, me and Jeff, no outside ring enforcers with family ties, so he's conflicted on what to do. Just Jeff--and me, and the World Heavyweight Championship hanging above the ring, and T--L--C. But it's typical to Jeff to screw everything up in his life like he always has, he's, he's already well on his way to screwin' this up because I heard Jeff's not even gonna make it to Summerslam. Yeah, that's right. Trust me, nobody is more disappointed than me. I heard the injuries Jeff sustained last week are so severe that he'll not even get a chance..."
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