[CM Punk kommt in voller Jeff Hardy-Montur zu dessen Musik in den Ring.]CM Punk: "Awwwww. Did you expect somebody else? Well, he's gone. So, like a junkie waiting for his or her next fix, I suggest you all soak this up while you can, because this is the last time you'll ever see a trace of Jeff Hardy here on Friday Night SmackDown, ever again. And that means no more ridiculous face-paint.
[wischt sich die Farbe aus dem Gesicht] That means no more stupid armbands.
[zieht die Armbänder ab] And it certainly means no more excuses. Now that the 'Charismatic Enabler' is gone, I can see it on your faces; you're all wondering, if his living in the moment/life of excess was the answer. And the clear answer is: It wasn't. See, I know you're all not strong enough to be like me. I see it every day. I know how completely weak all of you people really are.
[lässt sich seinen Championgürtel geben] But now, at least, you all have a champion you can be proud of. A Straight Edge World Heavyweight Champion!
[hebt unter Buhrufen den Gürtel nach oben]
...
Read on!