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Interview with Jason Gory & Shiima Xion (english)

Interview

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05.09.2007, 00:00 
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CAGEMATCH: First of all, a lot of German wrestling fans surely not know you. So, could you give a short introduction who Jason Gory and ... respectively Shiima Xion is, what their style in the ring is?

JASON GORY: Jason Gory is a person who will do anything he can to win which includes putting his own body on the line. My style is Highflying and technical.

SHIIMA XION: Let's pretend that the Ultimate Warrior was a pioneer of the LA glam rock scene in the early 80's. Let's imagine him knocking up a 19 year old, coked out supermodel. Not ready to be a father, Warrior fled to Mexico, became a luchador, and raging alcoholic. He would later return to LA, and discover that he has a son. A young Filipino boy named Shiima, that wanted to be just like his father...

CAGEMATCH: What first made you want to get into pro wrestling? Were you a wrestling fan growing up? When did you say, "That is what I want to do"? And what did your family/friends say about that?

JASON GORY: I've always been into professional wrestling for as long as I can remember. I have been a wrestling fan all my life but whenever I was 15 I knew I had to seek training and wrestle. My family and my friends think I'm crazy but they love it.

SHIIMA XION: I thought wrestling was for fags when I was growing up. I had better things to do, like drink whiskey and have unprotected sex with girls twice my age (i was about 11 at the time) but when I was about 15 I traveled to Tijuana in 2002 to do a photo shoot for Papi underwear. I was drinking tequila in my hotel room, flipping through channels on TV, and all of a sudden I saw the most adorable sight my eyes had ever seen. It was Chucky from the Child's Play movies. Only he was in a 6 sided wrestling ring. My life changed that day. Ever since I saw that damn midget, I knew my ultimate destiny was to be a pro wrestler. I've tried to adopt that little bastard, but there seems to be visa issues, but I swear to you...that mini Chucky will be my son.
My friends thought it was fantastic, until I broke my friend Jimboy's arm trying to teach him to do an alita. My girlfriend supported me, until I kept her in a dragon sleeper for 46 hours. Our relationship didn't last much longer after that. I haven't spoken to any of my family members in years. They probably think I'm still in the Philippines selling vanilla extract on street corners with the other children my age.

CAGEMATCH: How did you feel after your first week training? Was it hard to start wrestling?

JASON GORY: It was pretty rough I came home almost everyday sore but it is well worth it.

SHIIMA XION: I was sore after the first week, then I snorted percocet and chugged Jack Daniels until I was numb to the world. Learning pro wrestling was hard for about the first 100 hundu squats, then it all came natural to me. I don't half ass anything. If I'm not amazing at something, then I won't even waste my time. Which probably makes all the cunt muscles on the internet wonder why I haven't quit yet. To them, I say get a god damn life. You all wish you could do what I've done in 3 years. But you could never cut it.

CAGEMATCH: Is there any wrestler who had the most influence on you and you thought: "I want to become like that guy and wrestle like him"?

JASON GORY: Rey Mysterio, Hayabusa and Dynamite Kid are my influences.

SHIIMA XION: Yeah I guess...AAA was the only form of wrestling I ever knew about until I was about 17 and I loved Gronda. Seriously, I'd take Gronda over fucking Kobashi and Misawa on any day of the week.

CAGEMATCH: What was it like to be in the ring as a wrestler, for the first time (after just a couple months of training)? Was it exciting or was it hard for you to wrestle in front of a live crowd?

JASON GORY: I actually trained for a little over a year before I had my first match. I was nervous as hell from the time leading up to the match. It was exciting and nerve wrecking at the same time.

SHIIMA XION: It was an incredible adrenaline rush, even more incredible for me because I was not even close to being completely sober I've never felt more at home than I was in that ring for my first match. Apparently I lost in that first match, but I could have sworn I won that shit with a top rope reverse frankensteiner.

CAGEMATCH: What do you think about performing in front of the crowd and does it matter for you, whether there are 100 or just 10 people out there?

JASON GORY: No matter how many people are there I give 110%.

SHIIMA XION: Well I have performed in front of live crowds since my first modeling gig at age 6. So imagine how boring it must be for me now at age 20. It is very rare that you will see me perform in front of a crowd of 10 people. Unless those 10 people are all smoking hot girls. Then I'll bust out 630s and skytwisters just to make their jaws (and eventually panties) drop.

CAGEMATCH: Now you are wrestling regular for IWC (International Wrestling Cartel). Can you discribe the IWC in a few sentences for the German readers who have never heard about it?

JASON GORY: IWC is the fastest risining Independent wrestling organization in the United States. The roster is the best around.

SHIIMA XION: IWC is the top indy in Pittsburgh, PA, and one of the more underrated indies in the entire country of America. We have used the American Balloon. He tried to attack my Japanese friend Moribe with his giant man tits. It was the scariest sight I've ever seen but IWC is also notorious for having the most decadent after parties on the East Coast. Jimmy Demarco is likely to get MVP this year, while Sterling James Keenan is rumored to be inducted into the IWC After Party Hall of Fame.

CAGEMATCH: You were IWC Tag Team Champions, Jason Gory was Super Indy Champion and Shiima Xion was in this years final of the Super Indy Tournament. Do you prefer Singles Wrestling or Tag Team Wrestling?

JASON GORY: They are both two different styles of wrestling and I love them both.

SHIIMA XION: Singles. I enjoy tag team wrestling but I am dying for some more singles matches.

CAGEMATCH: Speaking of titles. Does winning championship belts mean anything special to you?

JASON GORY: Yes it does it means that I am at the top of a promotion and I am doing my best at what I do.

SHIIMA XION: Not really. I actually use the championship belts as the Madden World Championship when my friends and I play Madden tournaments. The FNW Cruiserweight title has also been used as a doorstop in my apartment most recently.

CAGEMATCH: In march you worked for CZW. How did you get involved in them and how was it like?

JASON GORY: I believe they saw a couple of our matches and they contacted us to do the show. CZW is a whole different crowd. If you'd like to see the match it is at this link: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8820270415265605254&hl=en

SHIIMA XION: Jason Gory and I impressed Whacks the photographer back at Chikara's King of Trios, and he hooked it all up for us. I really enjoyed that night at CZW, unfortunately we weren't given much a chance by their audience. I would like to work there again. I'd snort that light tube powder. I'd eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner on a barbed wire table...hell, I'd go to sleep in a bed of thumbtacks......WILL YOU PEOPLE GIVE ME A CHANCE THEN!?!

CAGEMATCH: What are your future plans? WWE? Japan? TNA? ROH?

JASON GORY: Hopefully I will make my first trip to Japan.

SHIIMA XION: I'll take anything. I want to go back to Japan theres a prostitute named Miyabe waiting for me at the Soapland somewhere in Tokyo. TNA would be nice. ROH fans would probably kill themselves if I ever got booked there. But I would love to work there also. WWE is everyone's dream....and I'm saving up for a cycle of HGH.

CAGEMATCH: If you had the chance to book one match for yourself, what kind of match would it be and who would be the opponent?

JASON GORY: It would be Singles match against Hayabusa.

SHIIMA XION: It would be an 8 man exploding cage match: Shiima Xion/Noubutaka Moribe/Mini Chucky/Gronda vs. Jimmy Demarco/American Balloon/Sumie Sakai/that 6 year old girl from Triple Six.

CAGEMATCH: The wrestling business is a hard way to get a living. Are there some guys in this business you consider as close friends? Do you have some "enemies" you don't like to work with?

SHIIMA XION: I have no enemies. I love everybody to pieces. I have plenty of close friends. I want Super Hentai to do commentary for my sex life. Shirley Doe is my older brother in real life. Sterling James Keenan is the Tommy Lee to my Nikki Sixx. Jimmy Demarco is the greatest human being I've ever met, and Kudo and Nobutaka Moribe are my adopted Japanese Family.

CAGEMATCH: What was the funniest story you've experienced inside a wrestling ring/locker room?

SHIIMA XION: One time I saw Marshall Gambino bring a rat to the IWC locker room. Marshall was wearing a football helmet made entirely of lunch meat, and the rat was....deaf. Luckily Marshall took 4 years of sign language in high school. Marshall gave her a sidewalk slam on the catering table, food was flying everywhere. She was making weird noises, but seemed to be having fun. Marshall then grabbed her by the throat and swore to ejaculate in her useless ear drum if she did not sell the sidewalk slam for him. He eventually brought her back to his hotel room, and hauled her ass...Gambino Style.

CAGEMATCH: Is there anything you want to say to your German fans?

JASON GORY: Thank you for taking your time and reading this and hope to come over there and meet everyone!

SHIIMA XION: I probably dont have any, but if I do, HELLLLLLO.

CAGEMATCH: Thanks a lot for answering our questions! We wish you all the best for your future!

JASON GORY: Thank you too.

SHIIMA XION: Thanks! Go Germany! Eat my tits!

WORD ASSOCIATIONS

JASON GORY
"Wrestling is fake": Get in there and then say that
US Indy Wrestling: Love it
Sports Entertainment: is not Professional Wrestling
Vince McMahon: Good Businessman but is destroying wrestling
Germany: Would love to wrestle there
Cagematch.de: Awesome SITE!

SHIIMA XION
Shiima Xion: faaag
US Indy Wrestling: about as exciting as spin the bottle with your mom.
"Wrestling is fake": is not
Sports Entertainment: needs to be in the 2008 olympics!
Vince McMahon: not as hot as Linda.
Germany: I want to go there. Only to drink absinthe until I black out.
Cagematch.de: ok
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