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Die Zitate sind aufteilt in drei Kategorien:
1. Live-Interaktion zwischen Wrestlern und Fans
2. Interaktion zwischen Wrestlern bzw. Kommentare ohne Fan-Interaktion
3. Sprüche der PbP- und Color Kommentatoren (oder: Warum CM Punk so gut ist!)
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1. Live-Interaktion zwischen Wrestlern und Fans
Fans: "You suck dick! You suck dick!"
Adam Pearce: "... so?"
Fan: "Your kicks suck!"
Davey Richards: "My kicks rule!"
...
Fan: "You're losing!"
Davey Richards: "I'm winning!"
Nigel McGuinness: "This is a chinlock, not a headlock. Bloody learn wrestling!"
Passierte während eines Matches zwischen Bryan Danielson und Nigel McGuinness, in dem sich Danielson auf Headlocks verlegt hat, um das Live Publikum gegen sich aufzubringen. Als Danielson McGuinness dann in einen weiteren Griff nimmt, jubelt das Publikum ihm höhnisch zu, was McGuinness' Kommentar provoziert. (Epic Encounter II, 25.08.2006)
Alex Shelley: [zu Smart Mark] "Excuse me, pal! But I don't go to McDonald's, slap the burger out of your hands and tell you how to do your job, okay? And I definitely don't go to the street corner your buddy's on, slap the dick out of his mouth and tell him how to do his job!"
(Arena Warfare, 11.03.2006)
Alex Shelley: "Do I hear a boring chant? Listen here, tons of fun. If you think you can do better, get your fat ass in the ring. Come on. [Fan rührt sich nicht] You know what that makes you, sir? A pussy!"
(Arena Warfare, 11.03.2006)
Bryan Danielson: [zu Smart Mark] "What the fuck do you know about wrestling? ... Step into my ring and I kill you!"
(Main Event Spectacles, 01.11.2003)
Jerry Lynn: "It's called wrestling and WWE fired me for it!"
(The Last Stand, 29.01.2004)
Fan: "See you on Velocity, Punk!"
CM Punk: "Yeah, and you'll be watching it!"
Fan: "No, I won't!"
CM Punk: "Well, I watch it..."
Nach Punk's angeblich letztem ROH Match in New York. (The Future Is Now, 12.06.2005)
Fans: "Shut the **** up!"
CM Punk: "Trust me, you'll get tired long before I do!"
(Death Before Dishonor, 19.07.2003)
Austin Aries: [zu Smart Mark] "Calm down, sweetheart! If I wanted you to open your mouth, I'd drop my pants."
CM Punk: [zu Smart Mark] "Is that a goatee or a bullseye for your boyfriend?"
2. Interaktion zwischen Wrestlern bzw. Kommentare ohne Fan-Interaktion
Austin Aries: "Now I humble you! You will be humbled!"
Aries zitiert den Iron Sheik bei einem Camel Clutch an Bryan Danielson.
Delirious: "Baah vcybybbvwaar hhbhbcgf ooooh ikjy bah bah bah bah eeeeeeerrrrr gggguugfrex masterlock!"
Delirious sieht einen Wrestler im Full Nelson Haltegriff und kommentiert es auf seine eigene Art und Weise.
Colt Cabana: "I'm going to headlock the shit out of him!"
Cabana beschreibt Ringrichter Todd Sinclair, was er mit seinem Gegner Dave Crist machen wird. Danach durchläuft er mehrere Headlock-Kombination mit Crists Kopf. (War Of The Wire II, 28.07.2006)
Austin Aries: "I just got a splinter in my ass!"
Aries, nachdem er zuvor Spanky einen Piledriver auf einen Holzstuhl verpasst hat. (New Frontiers, 04.06.2005)
Jack Evans: [zu Ebetaro] "Boom! Konichiwa, bitch!"
(The Final Showdown, 13.05.2005)
Ace Steel: "Who trained you?"
Colt Cabana: "You did, Ace!"
Mark Briscoe: "Ref! ... Ref! ... Leave me alone!"
Briscoe versucht den Ringrichter abzuwehren, der ihn gerade bis 5 wegen einer Aktion in den Seilen anzählt.
Nigel McGuinness: [zu Samoa Joe] "Do you hear the fans? They're saying 'Joe, he's gonna kill you'!"
(Buffalo Stampede, 15.10.2005)
CM Punk nimmt Steve Corino zum Fireman's Carry hoch und zeigt einen Kneedrop gegen Alex Shelley.
Steve Corino: "What the fuck?"
CM Punk: "You're heavy!"
(Final Battle 2004, 26.12.2004)
CM Punk: [zu Corino] "Go up!" (gemeint ist die Ringecke)
Steve Corino: "What? Are you fucking kidding me?"
(Final Battle 2004, 26.12.2004)
Satoshi Kojima würgt Homicide in der Ringecke und wird dafür vom Ringrichter angezählt.
Satoshi Kojima: "[sarkastisch] I don't understand! ... [wütend] I'm Japanese, goddammit!" (Final Battle 2003, 27.12.2003)
Chad Collyer: [zu CM Punk] "Shake my hand, you hippie!"
Matt Sydal: [zum Ringrichter] "Hey, he was going to kick me!"
Delirious: [zur Verteidigung] "Hey, he was going to rape me!"
(Fifth Year Festival: Liverpool, 03.03.2007)
Fast Eddie: "Come on, ref, even *I* saw that!"
Zur Erklärung: Fast Eddie ist fast blind, sieht nur Schemen im Ring.
CM Punk: "Doubt fucks everything. Take a foundation, no matter how strong, sprinkle generously with doubt, and watch it crumble. Me? I'm unfuckwithable. Not this knee, not bad weather, and certainly not the many men that wish bad intentions on me can stop me. I rise up, not like a phoenix, but like the zombie corpse of Dick Murdoch. This brainbuster is for you."
CM Punk: "Why would you show me your naked dad?"
Colt Cabana: "I thought it was funny..."
CM Punk: "Yes, I wanted to win! I wanted the belt! I'm a belt mark! I want to sleep with it! I want to wear that and nothing else to church on Sunday!"
CM Punk: "Before you cut me off, the reason I hate you, the reason in my heart of hearts why I hate you, is I didn’t know any better when I was a little kid. When my dad came home smelling like beer. I thought it was a hard day’s work he was doing. I didn’t realize he was out at a bar. I didn’t realize ‘work’ meant ‘unemployment office.’ I didn’t think it was strange for someone to come home and take an old style up into the shower. I didn’t think it was strange for somebody to pass out. I thought an old style, a pack a day, was the norm. Raven, my father is exactly like you. Since day one of Ring of Honor, where fighting spirit is supposed to be revered, things aren’t supposed to be this way! I’d shake your hand like a normal man, but the thing is, I don’t respect you! I hate you! I hate you for everything you’ve pissed away! Everything I’ve scrapped and clawed for that I haven’t even earned yet! That you got handed to you and you flushed down the toilet! For what? For pills? For booze? For alcohol? For women? I’m born of your poison society. So, on the 19th of July, I will become a monster to fight the monsters of the world! Your time in Ring of Honor will be done. That is a promise. This is true! This is real! This is straight edge!"
Die berühmte "Straight Edge"-Promo von Punk über Raven. (WrestleRave '03, 28.06.2003)
CM Punk: "Isn't this the prettiest thing you've ever seen in your entire life? It was, it was almost, it was a year ago, it was over a year ago I held this belt high in the air after I fought for it for the first time in Dayton, Ohio against Samoa Joe and I proclaimed this right here the most important belt in North America. Right now, in my hands, as of this day, 6/18/05, this--becomes the--most--important--belt--in the world! This belt in the hands of any other man is just a belt; in my hands it becomes power; just like this microphone in the hands of any of the boys in the back is just a microphone. You put it in the hands of a dangerous man like myself and it becomes a pipe bomb. These words that I speak spoken by anybody else but me are simply words strung together in lucid form into sentences. When I say, I mean what I mean, I say, and they become ANTHEMS. You see if I can be afforded the time to tell all of you here today a little bit of a story; it's a parable of sorts: There was once an old man walking home from work and he's walking in the snow and he stumbled upon a snake frozen in the ice. He took that snake and he brought it home and he took care of it and he thawed it out and he nursed it back to health; and as soon as that snake was well enough, it BIT that old man and as that old man laid there dying, he asked the snake, "Why? I took care of you. I loved you. I saved your life." And that snake looked that man right in the eye and said, "You stupid old man. I'm a snake." The greatest thing the Devil ever did was make you people believe he didn't exist--and you're looking at him right now. I am the devil himself and all of you stupid, mindless people fell for it! You all believed in the same make-believe superhero that the legendary Ricky 'The Dragon' Steamboat saw some year ago today! No, you see, you didn't know anything. You followed me, hook-line-and-sinker, all of you did and I'm not mad at you! I just feel sorry for you. This belongs to me! Everything you see here belongs to me! And I did what I had to do to get my hands on this and now, I am the greatest pro-wrestler walking the earth today! This is my stage; this is my theater; you are my puppets and I pulled those marionette strings and I used your emotions and I toyed with them, you see, because honestly, I get off on it. I hate each and every single one of you with a thousand...and I will not stop. I will not stop until I prove once and for all that I am better than you, that I am better than Low Ki, that I am better than A.J. Styles. I'm better than Samoa Joe. Ladies and gentlemen, the champ is here. You don't have to love it but you better learn to accept it because I'm taking this with me and there isn't a single person in that locker room that can stop me."
Punks Promo nach dem Titelgewinn über Austin Aries bei seiner angeblich letzten ROH Show, woraufhin er zum Heel turnte und noch zwei Monate bei ROH blieb. (Death Before Dishonor III, 18.06.2005)
Christopher Daniels: "If I still had hair, this place would make it go gray."
3. Sprüche der PbP- und Color Kommentatoren (oder: Warum CM Punk so gut ist!)
CM Punk: "He thinks Homicide's stupid because he's Puerto Rican."
Über Satoshi Kojima, als dieser so tut, als ob er den Ringrichter nicht versteht. (Final Battle 2003, 27.12.2003)
CM Punk: "Great innovation by the blind guy and the big dummy."
Über ein Double-Team-Manöver von Fast Eddie und Hotstuff Hernandez.
CM Punk: "The R-C-E S-U-C-K!"
Über den Ring Crew Express.
CM Punk: "Football is fake, man..."
CM Punk: "Why the hell am I calling a match full of alcoholics, drug abusers and Mexicans?"
Chris Lovey: "Mexicans???"
CM Punk: "You know what I'm talking about, Lovey!"
Während eines Tag Team Scramble Matches mit der Carnage Crew ("alcoholics"), Special K ("drug abusers") und dem Spanish Announce Team ("Mexicans"), wobei die SAT-Maximos eigentlich aus New York stammen
Jimmy Bower: "I didn't see that coming!"
CM Punk: "Neither did Fast Eddie..."
[unangenehme Pause]
CM Punk: "Come on, put that over!"
Dave Prazak: "Is he [Babyface-Wrestler] going to be able to come back from this onslaught?"
[Babyface wird ausgeknockt]
CM Punk: "Nope!"
CM Punk: "You can almost hear that lone banjo playing in BJ Whitmer's head right about now..."
CM Punk: "Is he going to breast-feed him next? What the hell is he doing?"
Über Julius Smokes, der Homicide mit einem Handtuch Luft zufächelt. (All Star Extravaganza II, 04.12.2004)
CM Punk: "The fans wanted 'five more minutes' and he would not give it to them. They also wanted him to wear pants, that's why he's in his underwear tonight."
Über Low Ki und dessen knappe Wrestling-Shorts. (All Star Extravaganza II, 04.12.2004)
CM Punk: "You know, Dunn and Marcos are doing a terrible job of not taking it anymore..."
Über den Ring Crew Express, dessen Theme-Musik der Song "We're not gonna take it [anymore]" von Twisted Sister gewesen ist.
CM Punk: "Chad Collyer is hilarious! One time we were just hanging out and he threatened to punch an old lady in the face for no reason."
CM Punk: "For the 5% of wrestling fans who can actually read, we have a great line of books at ROHwrestling.com!"
CM Punk: "Roderick Strong, with his freaky retard strength and his freaky cement like head..."
CM Punk: "And Loc just slammed all 65 pounds of Dunn."
(Reborn: Stage One, 23.04.2005)
CM Punk: "Who are these guys again?"
Lovey: "That's Dunn and Marcos! You know that, Punk!"
CM Punk: "Eh, all those Special K kids look alike..."
Über den Ring Crew Express, der nie Teil von Special K war. (Reborn: Stage One, 23.04.2005)
CM Punk: "You can tell that hold is effective, because his face is red and the rest of his body is the color of a bottle of 2% milk."
CM Punk: "There is no God and that cage was *not* 30 feet!"
CM Punk: "... Flippy McGuillicutty ..."
Gemeint ist Jack Evans.
CM Punk: "... Mark Nutly ..."
Gemeint ist Color Kommentator Mark Nulty, der 2004 und 2005 einige Shows eher stoisch kommentierte.
CM Punk: "Loser, Loser, and FAT LOSER!"
Punk's Beschreibung des Teams aus James Gibson, Jay Lethal und Samoa Joe. (The Homecoming, 23.07.2005)
CM Punk: "There goes Joe beating on that guy with a head the shape of a fish!"
Über Ricky Reyes. (The Homecoming, 23.07.2005)
CM Punk: "You know Dave Prazak, whoever came up with the Hillbilly Jesus line is really the man. He is a great looking guy. And the best pro-wrestler ever, as well!"
Punk über sich selbst, Jahre nachdem er BJ Whitmer zuerst als "Hillbilly Jesus" bezeichnet hatte. (The Homecoming, 23.07.2005)
CM Punk: "You got Samoa Joe, James Gibson, and the weakest link on any team, Jay Lethal. He is wearing the green tights, and what better color for him than green. No, not like the green I'm gonna make up at Titan."
(The Homecoming, 23.07.2005)
CM Punk: "You know, I wrestled Samoa Joe for an hour, I didn't get water breaks. I want water breaks next time!"
Jimmy Bower: "Well, maybe we'll book you and Samoa Joe in a two-out-of-three falls match."
CM Punk: "I want water breaks and a fruit plate next time."
Während des 80-minütigen Aries-Danielson-Matches zwischen zwei Falls. (Testing The Limit, 07.08.2004)
CM Punk: "When I think of all the times I beat BJ Whitmer, man, that sure was a lot of times."
CM Punk: "The internet? I'm huge on the internet!"
CM Punk: "He put his foot on the ropes! What a cheap way out."
Dave Prazak: "Are you kidding? You do that all the time!"
CM Punk: "What? Name fifteen!"
Als Justin Credible multiple Suplessen zeigt.
CM Punk: [in der Zählweise von Graf Zahl der Sesamstraße] "Ahwon! Ahtoo! Ahtwee! Ahfo! Ahfive! Ahsix! Ahseven... Seh-ven soo-plexes, auh-auh-auh!"
CM Punk: "Gibson is consultating with Joe on how to take on Ki, which I'm sure is ridulous. 'Hey, let him kick you in the head a bunch of times, that beat me once!'"
(The Homecoming, 23.07.2005)
Jimmy Bower: "There's that office lackey..."
Über Gabe Sapolsky, der kurz zu sehen ist.
Jimmy Bower: "What the hell is that?"
CM Punk: "It's wrestling. It's from a retarded Buckwheat lookalike, but it's wrestling."
Über Deranged.
Chris Lovey: "Interesting fact, these two teams [Carnage Crew und Ring Crew Express] wrestled each other in their very first matches here."
CM Punk: "Wrong again, Lovey. That wasn't interesting at all!"
(Reborn: Stage One, 23.04.2004)
Colt Cabana zeigt die Iron Claw von den Von Erichs gegen BJ Whitmer.
Chris Lovey: "What the? I don't believe this... Iron Claw? This cannot possibly do any damage! I mean come on, this isn't World Class and that's not one of the Von Erichs!"
CM Punk: "Well, this may not be World Class, but that is BJ Whitmer and he's been known to faint at the sight of a mouse."
(Tradition Continues, 16.10.2003)
CM Punk: "She needs to eat a sandwich!"
Über Daizee Haze.
CM Punk: "I know Doug Williams is British, but what is Alex Shelley? Albino smurf?"
(Reborn: Completion, 17.07.2004)
