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I really like The Dudleyz' new attire. It has that whole Bushwhackers 2000 feel. -Edge
"Hey Billy [Gunn], you're a human vacuum cleaner: You manage to suck and blow at the same time!" - Edge
"I think the Dudleys are mad at us, well, because we're beautiful!" -Edge
"He's the game all right."- Edge
"Yeah if the game is pin the tail on the two faced reekazoid." -Christian
"Who is his manager? Milton Bradley." - Edge about HHH
"We don't do anything illegal, we do 'run ins'" - Edge
"Dude, you were so totally born today!" -Christian on Edge's B-Day
"Soda Rules!" -Edge + Christian
"We refer to the TLC Match as totally lacking coolness." -Edge
"I just wanted to let all our fans know that there is nothing to be alarmed about because our faces are 100% .....Ass Free." - Edge after a Stinkface incident
"Feast your eyes on the severe massivity of our tag partner." -Edge
Edge: "Y2J", how did it feel to have your face have the crap totally slapped out of it by Stephanie McMahon-Helmsly?
Christian: Yeah Chris, you really have to admit that was totally slaptastic.
Yeah, we're all friends, we're all brothers. And to be quite honest, we're sick and tired of fighting each other. - Edge regarding himself, Christian and the Hardyz
Kurt, how do I tell you this? Your Olympic gold medal win, it was inspiring, it was uplifting, but more importantly, it was six years ago. Dude, you need to get out of the past and start living in the present. - Edge
Japanese fellow: You have hair like the lion.
Edge: Yeah, cool.
You suck
Yes I do suck
And I'm a dork
It's true
P.S. I have no testicles.
- This is what Edge wrote on the back of photo's on cards while Kurt was reading them
"I think you're a little bit jealous of Christian and myself. Is it because of the hair? Is it because of the teeth? Or is is because in Oklahoma, you just don't see teeth?" - Edge to J.R., Raw, Feb 19. 2001
Regal: What do you say Edge. Are you man enough?
Edge: Man enough? I'm not the one running around stuffing things down my pants in order to win my matches. But you know what, I guess you need those brass knuckles because you definitely don't have a set of brass balls. So, Regal, I accept your challenge at the Rumble and I hope that big schnoz is fully functioning because you're gonna need it to smell me totally reeking of awesomeness.
And as far as being part of the most popular group in WWF history, well, hanging out with really cool people does not make you a really cool person. Oh and by the way, 1998 called and they're sick and tired of you, so feel free to join us in the year 2001 anytime. - Edge to X-Pac
Edge: You know what, I hope we can help Kurt get his medals back from Benoit.
Christian: Yeah, you think they mean that much to him?
Edge: Well, there's that and then we don't have to hear him talk about it anymore.
Christian: Yeah.
The most dominating force in the WWF? Thats alot of big talk for a couple of guys who have had the Tag Team titles a total of five days. Math time fellas. You have been the Tag Team champions once. We have been the Tag Team champions seven times. Oh yeah so technically that makes us seven times better than you. - Edge to Kane and Undertaker
Christian- "Look Lilian, we thought it was our nuts.
Lilian- "What?!"
Christian- "Yeah."
Edge- "You see, we wanted to be in that Dudleyz Invitational 'death' Table thing as much as anyone else, but Christian & I went to the movies last night. We had some popcorn & some peanuts, & we thought we got food poisoning from the nuts. Turns out, fear not. Our nuts are safe for consumption.
Christian- "Yeah, I mean just a couple of hours ago Edge was in the toilet totally blowing chunks, & I'm standing there holding his nuts, when we realised something..."
Edge- "Yeah, that there was no nuts in my chunks, so it had to be a passing virus. Our nuts are better than ever. As a matter of fact, I can whip them out right now!"
Christian- "Yeah, why don't you go ahead & grab your nuts there Edge"
Both- "Hahaha!"
Jerry Lawler commentating- "What!!"
*Edge grabs a bowl of nuts*
Edge- "You know Lilian, if you wanna sample our nuts later on we'll be cheering The Conquistadors onto victory over The Hardy Boyz"
Christian- "Dude, you've got big nuts! Hard nuts rule all!"
*High 5 & both leave laughing*
"Well, I've never technically been *in* Christian" - Edge
"That's the last time I suck that paincicle!" - Edge
"Hardy Boys, Boyz with a Z. Is that Z supposed to scare us or something?"-Christian
"Yeah cake rocks the body that rocks the party." Christian
"I am the Parchissi" -Christian making fun off HHH
"This so totally scrapes the bowels of sucktitude." -Christian
"Summerslam is going to be so totally chairilicious." -Christian
"Yeah, cake rocks the body that rocks the party." - Christian
