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"That's not Saba Simba! That's Tony Atlas, McMahon!"
- Jesse "The Body" Ventura, on the debut of one of McMoney's stupid gimmicks
Jesse Ventura commenting on Uncle Elmer kissing his wife: "They look like two carp going after the same piece of corn."
McMahon: "...And look out! The Texas Tornado Punch outta nowhere! And a count of three."
Ventura: "Wait a minute! That is a closed fist! That's an illegal move, McMahon!"
McMahon: "I didn't see a closed fist."
Ventura: "What do ya think? He slapped him?"
-- Vince McMahon & Jesse Ventura on commentary during Kerry Von Erich's debut, Saturday Night's Main Event 7/28/90
"Dusty Rhodes wouldn't win a body building contest for best abs, McMahon, he'd win for MOST abs."-- Jesse Ventura
"Want a hot dog, McMahon?" -- Jesse Ventura
"The pleasure was all yours." -- Jesse Ventura
"Win if you can, lose is you must, but ALWAYS cheat!" -- Jesse Ventura
"I guess you could call that poetry in motion." -- Jesse V after watchin the Genius smacking a jobber with his poetry plate.
"Have you checked out the lateral deltoid lately?"
-- Jesse Ventura, in mid-sentence, during a 1970's AWA interview with Mean Gene & Adrian Adonis
