Zitate: Jim Ross

"If looks could kill, Austin would be on death row!" - Jim Ross

[Pat Paterson Proceeds To Remove His Shirt] "And Remember Guys, He's Single!" - Jim Ross

"I think Stephanie just ruined Rob Van Dam's chances of becoming the WCW title" - Jim Ross, Raw, September 24 2001

"Pat Patterson works at The Brisco Brothers bodyshop... Yeah, he does rear-end work!" - Jim Ross

"(Rick) Steiner's eyes are glazed, even more than normal!"

"Gangrel looks like a casualty of war here..."
-- J.R. after Gangrel's face is cut by a chair shot from Edge

"That is the biggest man that has ever been on top of Patterson" (Viscera)
-Jim Ross

Jerry Lawler: "Our announcing table is wrecked!"
Jim Ross: "And we're not even Spanish!"

Michael Cole:I cant even see the action, a big cowboy hat is in my way.
Jim Ross:There is about to be a big cowboy boot in your ass if you dont shut up.

"Make sure you go get those TV guides with Undertaker or Austin on the cover, well of course, those ones may be sold out. Then you may have to settle for the now retired Hulk Hogan, or the Stone Cold wannabee, GOLDBERG!"
-Jim Ross

"When's the last time you rolled a fatty for anybody's daddy?"
-- J.R. to Jerry "The King" Lawler on commentary, Raw Is War 11/29/99

Jerry Lawler: "Look at that! Miz-ark? What does that mean?"
Jim Ross: "You Kniz-ow."
-- Prior to the DX Nation Parody, Raw Is War 7/06/98

"Was he licking that thing?" -- Jim Ross on Mick Foley, SummerSlam 1996

"Where the hell do all these Dudley's come from? Is there a Dudley farm?" -J.R. (After Spike Dudley's WWF Debut)

"Good God... good God..."
"That's it; he's dead."
-- J.R. and Lawler as the Undertaker throws Mankind through the top of the cell to the ring below

"You never know WHAT the hell you're going to see in the WWF!" -- J.R.