Zitate: Vince McMahon

"What am I doing carrying my own bags?" Vince McMahon

McMahon: if that (Ross') hat of his gets any bigger, he's gonna have to roll up both sides of it just to get him and his old lady in the pick-up truck.

"But he's OUR dork. And besides, he's your backup dork tonight."
- Vince talking to Stone Cold on his cell phone about Kurt Angle

"Be nice to me or you won't get a future XFL franchise." Vince McMahon

"If I were someone named Mr. Ass, I'd be really worried about doing time." -Vince McMahon talking about DX going to jail

"Now as far as the Jeff Jarretts of the world are concerned? You know how Jeff spells his name `That's J-E-Double F'? Well, you know what? Hum. I would suspect that we'd spell it a different way after tonight. That would be Capital G, Double O, Double N, Double E... GONE!" --Vince McMahon at the start of the historic "WWF Buys WCW" Raw Is War 3/26/01

"Proceed? This is the 'Bob Costas Interrupt Program,' right?" -- Vince McMahon on HBO's Bob Costas 2001

"...That individual, ladies and gentlemen, is probably the only superstar in Sports Entertainment who could possibly save Ted Turner's WCW." -- Vince McMahon on himself, nearly three years prior to his purchase of WCW, Raw Is War 12/14/98

Patterson: "I wouldn't do that. Think, Vince, the Royal Rumble. You could win $100,000 dollars and beat Austin."
McMahon: "Pat, excuse me. That's stupid." -- Patterson refering to the $100,000 bounty Vince himself put up for whoever beat Austin at Royal Rumble 1999, Raw Is War 12/14/98

McMahon: "Ya wonder, will a town be named after Razor Ramon if he wins the gold here tonight?"
Heenan: "I think so. They'll probably call it 'The Ghet-to'."
- Vince McMahon & Bobby Heenan on commentary during the Razor Ramon vs. Rick Martel I-C Title match, Monday Night Raw 9/27/93

"Two hearts beating as one? Ha ha ha! I can't image that!"
-- Vince McMahon on commentary, SummerSlam 1990

Vince: "First of all, calm down."
Undertaker: "I AM CALM!" (Smackdown!, 6/20/02)

Vince: "You going to hit somebody over the damn head with the guitar?"
Austin: "Violence is not the answer!"

Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na
Hey Hey Hey
Goodbye.
- The Canadian crowd to Vince after finding out he would be leaving Raw to go to Smackdown