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"The Million Dollar Man's Lex Luger"

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Title:
"The Million Dollar Man's Lex Luger"
Date:
16.07.1994
Shawn Michaels: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Heartbreak Hotel. My guest this week has held reservations just about everywhere in the world so to speak. So without further ado, although I could make fun of him all day, my guest this week: The native american – Tatanka."

[Tatanka betritt den Ring ausgestattet mit Bett und Leuchtschrift.]

Shawn Michaels: "First of all I gotta tell you, this is one heck of a do, you spartan. It's called conditioner, get to know it! And leave the blowtorch at home, ok? I understand, you've got some real earthshattering news this week. Now it can't be about the Heartbreak Kid, I know that you don't want any of this."

Tatanka: "Shawn, I don't have a problem with you, but i COULD have a problem with you..."

[Shawn legt das Mikro auf seine Schulter, scheint über diese Aussage nicht sonderlich erfreut. Diesel, der sich im Hintergrund mehr um seinen Lederhandschuh gekümmert hat, blickt bei dieser Aussage über den Rand seiner Sonnenbrille, während Shawn sich mit einem Rundgang "abkühlt".]

Tatanka: "I've got news right now, that will SHOCK the world. I'm here to speak about a man, that was once my friend, that I thought, that represented this great country. A man, that says he's made in the USA. The man I'm talking about is Lex Luger."

[Jubel.]

Tatanka: "And Lex Luger is sold out. He's sold out to the "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase."

Shawn Michaels: "Now wait a second... wait a second... you've got to be kiddin' me. You're tellin' me – No, wait a minute now, let me think about this – you know I heard these rumors going 'round the World Wrestling Federation. Me and Big Daddy Cool have heard this scuttle, but... but I don't want you comin' out here and usin' my Heartbreak Hotel as a vehicle to spread vicious and untrue rumors. We won't have that here in my hotel. And I want you "man, who speak with the forked tounge" to give the Heartbreak Kid and Big Daddy Cool a little proof, jack!"

Tatanka: "Shawn Michaels, I don't speak with a forked tounge. I came here on the Heartbreak Hotel to give you proof. And I'm prepared to show you the proof. Take a look at this!"

[Tatanka zeigt auf den Titan Tron, auf welchem jetzt Jerry "The King" Lawler und der "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase zu sehen sind.]

Jerry Lawler: "The word is out. Rumor has it, that you're trying to purchase Lex Luger?!"

Ted DiBiase: "Well, King, you got it just about right. I mean, actually I'm no longer trying to purchase Lex Luger. HE'S MINE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's right! He's bottom paid for. He belongs to the Million Dollar Man."

Jerry Lawler: "Oh... what a scoop! I can't believe it right here on the King's Court, I mean, but... don't kiddin' me.. you have Lex Luger in your fa... how di..."

Ted DiBiase: "I offered him a deal he couldn't possibly refuse."

[Der Titan Tron schaltet sich ab.]

Shawn Michaels: "This is too much. I don't believe. You're tellin' me, Mr. Selfmade Man has sold out for the almighty greenbag to the Million Dollar Man?!"

Tatanka: "There's your proof, right?"

Shawn Michaels: "YEAH! Gimme five, Big D! I don't believe it. That is the best news I've heard all day. Lex Luger, I thought you were a moron, but you, my friend, are not as dumb as you look. And again: Nobody could be. BUT the fact of the matter is you've finally seen the light and the Heartbreak Kid is thrilled. That is too much. Let me see now. That makes: Nikolai Volkoff, The Undertaker, Bam Bam Bigelow and now "The Selfmade Man" Lex Luger. Moneybags, the Heartbreak Kid and Big Daddy Cool take their hat off to ya. Salute! Hahahahaha."

Tatanka: "Shawn Michaels, I guess it's just great to be given a new car. I guess it's great to be given a new rolex. But... once being a friend of Lex Luger, I know there's one thing that he wants more than all these gifts."

Shawn Michaels: "What, pray tell, might that be?!"

Tatanka: "And that's a championship belt. Shawn Michaels, if I was you I would be worried. Isn't it a little funny, that Big Daddy cool has a Intercontinental Championship Match – this Monday Night – with Lex Luger?!"

Shawn Michaels: "With the Million Dollar Man's Lex Luger?!"

Tatanka: "The Million Dollar Man's Lex Luger. And Shawn Michaels, never underestimate the greed of the Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase."
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