"I come here to fight, I don't know what you come here to do!"

Roddy Piper: "Well, you know, what we're dealing with is one of the original Village People here. With his mate Jimmy Hart who keeps kissing the belt, leaving all that lipstick on it. I heard The Mountie saying: 'First thing I'm going to do... First thing I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna take Piper's integrity!'. It's like Jacques Cousteau trying to find a dry spot in the ocean. I AIN'T GOT NO DAMN INTEGRITY! How d'ya think I got so far? 'Second thing I'm gonna do, I'm gonna take Roddy Piper's manhood!' Huh?... HUH?! I come here to fight, I don't know what you come here to do! I come here to win two titles! I can't do that 'til I win the first one! I think YOU'VE been dreaming! I think it's been all wet, too."