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"There is only one Beast Incarnate, there is only one conqueror of the streak and there's only one Brock Lesnar!"

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"There is only one Beast Incarnate, there is only one conqueror of the streak and there's only one Brock Lesnar!"
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07.04.2014
Paul Heyman: "Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman [Buhrufe] and it is the greatest privilege of my career to serve as the advocate for the Beast Incarnate Brock Lesnar, the conqueror of The Undertaker's streak. A streak that lasted nearly a quarter of a century, a quarter of a century that ended in 3 seconds at the hands of the conqueror Brock Lesnar. ["Bullshit"-Chants] I understand how you feel. You're in shock which shows me your lack of intelligence because we hate to say we told you so but, ladies and gentlemen, WE TOLD YOU SO! My client stood before you with this shirt-- now, here it is and I know how difficult it is for you to read but it says 'Eat, Sleep, Break the Streak'. And you had the temerity to doubt the strategy of the greatest manager in sports entertainment history, Paul Heyman, or the physical credentials of the most dominant ahlete in WWE ever, Brock Lesnar! [Buhrufe] Hey, let's get one thing straight. Brock Lesnar is not here to put smiles on people's faces, Brock Lesnar is here to shock the WWE Universe and put tears in the eyes of children. [Jubel] But now that you know all the headlines let's go a little bit off page and shoot from the hip, shall we?

Five seconds after walking through the curtain at WrestleMania, The Undertaker collapsed and as-- oh, I know you don't wanna hear the story, do you? Total too real for you. So as all the paramedics and the doctors are panicking and there's chaos backstage the most ruthless man that had ever the pleasure of meeting me, the chairman of the board Vincent Kennedy McMahon, left WrestleMania and rode to the hospital with The Undertaker. The Undertaker is being treated today for a severe concussion. He came this close [Zeigt mit seinen Fingern wie knapp es war] to a broken neck, this close to a cracked skull and the greatest thing The Undertaker ever did was not getting his shoulder up on that third F5 because if he did he would have had a broken neck. Brock Lesnar would have cracked his skull, Brock Lesnar was prepared to beat on The Undertaker to such a degree that the complexion of this television show would have changed tonight because Brock wasn't done until the streak was dead.

Here's what really gets to me. When the match was over, John Bradshaw Layfield and the two other things that call himself announcers [Jubel] stood up and gave a standing ovation along with 80000 other people in the Superdome-- Superdome, Hogan, not Silverdome [Jubel] and gave a standing ovation to The Undertaker, gave a standing ovation to the guy that lost the fight. Here's what I don't understand. Brock Lesnar always taught me that every time there's a winner and a loser. And last day, The Undertaker was a looser. And the winner, weather you like it or not, was Brock Lesnar. And since this is supposed to be the wildest crowd of the year, you should all be enpowered because each and every single one of you is exactly like every single member of that WWE locker room. You're all a bunch of wannabes. [Buhrufe] But Brock Lesnar walked through that curtain, nobody gave him a standing ovation, everybody looked down. Do you know why? Because nobody respected Brock Lesnar which is fine for Brock because Brock respects nobody. He barely tolerates me. And he surely doesn't respect someone who's gotta fly in from around the world to sit here on the Monday after WrestleMania trying to get noticed on worldwide TV! [Jubel]

So notice this, okay. There are a lot of people in the back who sit there and say 'I could have been the one to jump from the ring to the octagon', but Daniel Bryan never fought in an octagon, John Cena never fought in an octagon, The Undertaker never fought in an octagon. You know why? They're all wannabes. Brock Lesnar is the one! There are a lot of people who wanna be the NCAA Division World Heavyweight Champion, the Ultimate Fighting Champion, the Undisputed WWE Heavyweight Champion. The Rock never pulled that off. Hulk Hogan never pulled that off, Stone Cold Steve Austin never pulled that off. Know why? They're all wannabes. Brock Lesnar is the one! And then you got a bunch of guys in the locker room last night, came up to me and say 'Hey Paul, I could've be the one who break the streak. I could've beat the Undertaker'. So why didn't 'ya? Randy Orton didn't break the streak, Shawn Michaels didn't break the streak, Triple H didn't break the streak. Know why? They're all wannabes, Brock Lesnar is the one because Brock Lesnar is the ONE in 21-1. [Jubel] I'm sorry, are you saying 'what?!' to me? ['What?'] Oh, I forgot who you are so I say it slowly for you. Brock ['What?'] Lesnar ['What?'] is ['What?'] the ['What?'] one ['What?'] in ['What?'] 21 ['What'] and ['What?'] one! [Jubel]

Ladies and Gentlemen, there are WWE Hall of Famers, there are legends and WWE Superstars [Heyman betont jedes Mal das 'S' am Ende] and the key to that is that they're all-- plural, they're all lumbed together. And then there's only one that stands head and shoulders above on a platform of their own, there is only one Beast Incarnate, there is only one conqueror of the streak and there's only one Brock Lesnar!"
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