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"And at Bragging Rights I will prove that I am the Shawn Michaels and you, my friend, are the Marty Jannetty"

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Title:
"And at Bragging Rights I will prove that I am the Shawn Michaels and you, my friend, are the Marty Jannetty"
Date:
16.10.2009
John Morrison: "Hi, I'm John Morrison and at Bragging Rights I'm gonna prove why being the Intertontinental Champion is far more superior to-- Miz, wait a minute. You got a championship. Is that thing real, buddy? Or did you get this at wweshop.com?"

The Miz: [lacht ironisch] "It's real. And I am you United States Champion, The Miz." [Buhrufe]

John Morrison: "And welcome to the return of the Dirt Sheet."

The Miz: "WWE presents a new concept in a PPV called Bragging Rights. It will determine which show is far more superior than the other. Is it Raw or--"

John Morrison: "Or is it SmackDown? [Jubel] Now, we will also determine which former member of one the greatest tag teams in WWE history is superior."

The Miz: "The Miz [Buhrufe]"

John Morrison: "Or John Morrison!" [Jubel]

The Miz: "Everybody knows that I was the star of that tag team. And throughout history great pairs have broken up, one going on to fame and fortune and the other fissiling out into obscurity. For example Mark and Mindy.[Auf dem Titantron wird das Paar gezeigt] They were Robin Williams and what was here name?"

John Morrison: "And then of course we got Bill and Ted. Ted of course going on to become Neo and crack the Matrix and Bill-- well he went to the unemployment line which is probably where you will go, Miz."

The Miz: [lacht ironisch] "And the list goes on. Wayne and Garth, Regis and Kathie Lee and nobody could forget about The Rockers!" [Jubel]

John Morrison: "Marty Jannetty and Shawn Michaels, The Rockers!"

The Miz: "Yes. When they broke up Shawn Michaels went on to become SHAWN MICHAELS [Jubel] while Marty Jannetty went on to be-- well, Marty Jannetty. And at Bragging Rights I will prove that I am the Shawn Michaels and you, my friend, are the Marty Jannetty."

John Morrison: "Well, that's-- that's just impossible, Miz, 'cause Marty Jannetty never had sweet merchandise like I got [Jubel]. Where's your shirt?"

The Miz: "Wooow, a cool t-shirt. Listen--"

John Morrison: "Your mum got one of these by the way." [Lacher im Publikum]

The Miz: "There can't be two Jannettys so in default, you're the Jannetty. Thank you."

John Morrison: "Actually there are two Jannettys. There's Marty Jannetty and there's you. You know, I think you guys would actually make a great tag team. Marty Jannetty and Mizzy Jannetty. Hey, I'm Marty. Hey, I'm Mizzy. We're the Jannettys and weeeee're awesome! [Jubel] See what happen when you don't have a girlfried, folks."

The Miz: "I have a girlfriend."

John Morrison: "No, Miz, you never had a girlfriend."

The Miz: "I have tons of chicks. I had girlfriends."

John Morrison: "Sure you do. As a matter of fact, Miz, you haven't changed at all. The only thing you have done is conformed. You know, back in the day you had-- you know, your hat and the scarf and you look a little caprice [?]. You at least had the courage to be yourself and dressed like a loser like that.

[Auf dem Titantron wird Miz in seiner alten Gear gezeigt]

But now, you are this strange mixture of Michael Phelps, Mister Red, Pink, and Big Dick Johnson. [Jubel] And when you put all this together you get The Miz!"

[Auf dem Titantron wird Miz in seiner aktuellen Gear gezeigt]

The Miz: "Hahaha. Number One, I have great hair. Number Two, the women love my pearly whites. And number three, I look good in trunks!"

John Morrison: "If by good you mean husky--"

The Miz: "Husky?"

John Morrison: "You know husky? The word that mums use to call their kids not fat when they really are."

The Miz: "You think I'm fat?"

John Morrison: "Not fat, you're husky."

The Miz: "I'm not husky."

John Morrison: "Make some noise if you think The Miz is husky."

[Die Fans jubeln laut]

The Miz: "You all think that I'm husky? ['Yeah'] Really? ['Yeah'] Really? ['Yeah'] Really? All that mistakes are just jelous. Jelous of my amazing body. And yeah, I look good. And the fact is at Bragging Rights there will be no debate about it. I will prove that I always have and always will be better than you." [Buhrufe]

John Morrison: "Why wait for Bragging Rights? Why don't you to prove that right now?" [Jubel]

The Miz: "John, I'm not gonna do that in this second-rate city [Buhrufe] in this second-rate state on that second-rate show. I'll do that at the PPV."

John Morrison: "You think this place is second-rate? You think SmackDown is a second-rate show?"

The Miz: "Yep."

John Morrison: "And you think Raw is the A-Show?"

The Miz: "Absolutely."

John Morrison: "You know, all Raw this is these days is a cheap version of Saturday Night Live [Jubel], so if you wanna tune in to watch the amazing starpower of Al Sharp and Nancy O'Dell, go ahead. Who's gonna host next week? Big Bird? [Lacher] This ist must-see TV. If you wanna see action and entertainment and the Friday Night Delight you tune in to watch Friday Night SmackDown. [Jubel] I think these people here tonight are sick of hearing the boring Miz be boring on Raw--"

The Miz: "Boring? Boring?"

John Morrison: "Yes."

The Miz: "I will let you know that I am the most entertaining and charismatic superstar in the WWE. I'm the reason people watch Monday Night Raw! I'm the reason people are watching tonight. I carried you for two years. I was the talent of the tag team because I'm the Miz and I'm AWESOME!"

John Morrison: "No, you're the Miz and all you do is run your mouth. [Jubel] For two years all I heard was 'I got a catchphrase. I'm the Miz and I'm awesome. Be jealous'. SHUT UP! Talk is cheap and this is SmackDown, it's not Raw. I'm not gonna just sit here and let you talk about everything you're gonna do! So why don't you stand up and actually do something? [Jubel] Come on, husky boy. Why don't you get up and act like a champion? Why don't you get up and prove something? Come on! That's right. What you wanna do? Wanna take a shot at me? I dare you!

[Miz und Morrison liefern sich einen Staredown doch The Miz verlässt den Ring]

That's what I thought. See you at Bragging Rights, Jannetty."
- "Mark and Mindy" ist in Deutschland bekannt als "Mork vom Ork"
- Bill und Ted sind die Hauptcharaktere im Film "Bill & Teds verrückte Reise durch die Zeit"
- Wayne und Garth sind die Hauptcharaktere im Film "Wayne's World"
- Regis und Kathie Lee moderierten die Morgen-Show "Live with Regis and Kathie Lee"
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