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"My client is 'The Beast' and on the 17th of August, on your title he shall feast"

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"My client is 'The Beast' and on the 17th of August, on your title he shall feast"
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Date:
11.08.2014
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Paul Heyman: "Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman and in six days I will be the advocate for the reigning defending WWE Heavyweight Champion of the world, ‘The Conqueror' BROCK LESNAR! Now, before I begin my dissertation where I get to educate you all, let me give you just a taste of what I do on Monday Night Raw. I sell you on major events. If I have to come out here right now and explain to you the history making beating that John Cena will suffer this Sunday at Summerslam, you're missing the entire point. See, my client has asked me to come out here tonight and sell Summerslam to the CeNation. Brock Lesnar wants to address fans of John Cena. Because you see, ladies and gentlemen, bad things happen to good people when you step into the ring with Brock Lesnar. So, let's understand one thing goes ‘learn from history or doom to repeat it' to which I offer you this historical perspective.

[Auf dem Titantron werden Bilder von Lesnars Sieg über den Undertaker bei WrestleMania XXX gezeigt und die Reaktionen der Fans am Ring]

My client, Brock Lesnar, conquered the The Undertaker's undefeated streak at WrestleMania and if you were a fan of The Undertaker and I told you before WrestleMania and I did tell you before WrestleMania that this would be the look of shock of everyone's face when Brock Lesnar drove The Undertaker down into the canvas and put the streak out of the conqueror's misery. If you were an Undertaker fan you wouldn't dare have missed WrestleMania. When Brock Lesnar was a rookie in WWE, he got his hands on a man called Dwayne Johnson. And if you were a fan of The Rock and you knew what was coming, you would never have missed that match ‘cause after Brock got his hands on The Rock, The Rock wasn't around for six to eight months. When Brock was a rookie in WWE, he got his hands on a man name Hulk Hogan. And when Brock was done with Hulk Hogan, no Hulkamaniac got their eyes on their hero for at least a year and if Hulk Hogan ever came back for revenge against Brock Lesnar, there would be no birthday celebration tonight. Hint. Hint. Now stands John Cena. So, this is our message to the CeNation. If you're a fan of John Cena, don't miss Summerslam because when John Cena comes out here and say ‘You can't see me', he ain't lying because after this Sunday when Brock Lesnar is through with John Cena, you ain't gonna see John Cena around here anymore. Now, my client has gotten his hands on John Cena in the past to wid [?] I offer you this historical perspective.

[Es werden Bilder aus der Cena/Lesnar-Fehde aus 2012 gezeigt]

Ladies and gentlemen, at Extreme Rules in 2012 my client Brock Lesnar got his hands on John Cena and while John Cena admittedly won the match, even John Cena will tell you that he lost the fight and the beating that Brock Lesnar laid down on John Cena is something that needs to be addressed. Because when John Cena got that tainted victory over Brock Lesnar, Brock will never make an excuse but I stew this off [?], Brock. Brock Lesnar was still battling diverticulitis which ended his UFC career and the Brock Lesnar that John Cena fought was Brock Lesnar at 50% and that Brock Lesnar still laid down a beating on John Cena that John Cena couldn't recover from. This Sunday, Brock Lesnar is at 100% and the beating that awaits John Cena is that of a Shakespearean tragedy.

He's a 15 time Champ, and he likes to have his fun
But not at your expense, so let us school you, son
No, we're not from West Newbury, no we can't hip hop like you.
My client is The Conqueror, I'm just Brock's advocating Jew
You see, my name is Paul Heyman, and my client is The Beast
And on the 17th of August, on your title, he shall feast
You don't like Paul Heyman guys, you think their attitude's too smug.
You gonna beat Brock's ass, cuz you the doctor of the thugs?
I mean you've beaten all the best, but now Lesnar's on your plate
You say 'Your time is now, Brock says your calendar is out of date
So here's some free advice, with Summerslam drawing near
Get it out your damned system when you say the champ is here
Because we're six days away from the West Coast's biggest arena
Where my client, Brock Lesnar, will conquer John Cena.


[Lässt das Mikrofon fallen, aber auf Bitten Lesnars ergreift er es nochmal]

I almost forgot. Ladies and gentlemen, my client wishes you to know that this moment—this is Brock's house now. On Sunday, it'll be Brock's title but in the mean time my client has already conquered the WWE Universe which makes all of you Brock's servants. This is Brock's house, this ring is Brock's home. And if you excuse me, I'm about to take the man of the house out for dinner. We do understand John Cena has something to say, a huge birthday celebration for Hulk Hogan, don't let this party get out of hands. Because when the man of the house is done eating dinner tonight, he's coming back home. "
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