"Maybe he came down with diverticulitis or hepatitis or laryngitis or maybe a huge case of punkassbitchitis"

John Cena: "Ladies and gentlemen, my name is John Cena [Gemischte Reaktionen, größtenteils Buhrufe] and six days from now at SummerSlam I am to be maimed and conquered by Brock Lesnar [Buhrufe]. That is if you believe the prognosticator of prognosticators Paul Heyman. This Sunday, there will be pain, punishment—this Sunday, Brock Lesnar will give me the beating of a lifetime. This Sunday, there is one thing that Brock Lesnar will not do— win. This Sunday, Brock Lesnar will not win because for him to win he is going to have to make me lose. He's going to have to make me lose and I am not laying down for Brock Lesnar! And any of you can take that anywhere you want but Brock, I'm not gonna lay down for you. You know why? Because you don't deserve this [hält seinen Titel]. I am not saying I'm unbeatable. One day I will undoubtedly lose this championship but it will not be this Sunday and it will not be to Brock Lesnar and every single one of you know why. I don't like the guy. He's arrogant, he is a bully, he doesn't give a damn about anyone but himself. He is the most difficult uncaring selfish SOB ever to walk into the WWE locker room and every superstar knows that. But behind that giant screen is not a social club. This is business and I get that. But Brock Lesnar's idiotic view of this business doesn't reward him with deserving this [den Titel]. I've been out here a lot of times and we shared a lot of great moments together. I've heard the cheers [Buhrufe]. This one should be good, I've heard the boos [laute Buhrufe]. I've been told I can't wrestle [‘You can't wrestle'-chants]. I've heard ‘Let's go Cena' [leise ‘Let's go Cena'-Chants], I've heard ‘Cena sucks' [‘Cena sucks'-Chants] and every week I come out here with a smile on my face. And there's a group of you that asked the question every week. When does John Cena turn? When does John Cena say ‘enough is enough'? When does John Cena finally stop being about the t-shirts and ball caps? When does John Cena finally stop being about the wristbands and K-Mart shoes? When does John Cena unleash hell?

Well, this Sunday I fight a beast and to fight a beast you must become someone. So Sunday you get your wish. You see a John Cena that I am not proud of. A John Cena you have never seen before but a John Cena necessary to keep this [den Titel] out of the hands of Brock Lesnar. And I tell you why. Brock Lesnar does not deserve this. Paul Heyman told you earlier tonight, Brock Lesnar believes that this is his house and you belong to him. That is not what this [der Titel] stands for. And any idiot with a pea brain knows that this house has, does and always will belong to you [Jubel]. THIS IS YOUR HOUSE [Jubel]. But for the sake of gamesmanship, I play along with Brock tonight. Hey Brock, if this is your house then there's a stranger standing in your living room [Jubel]. Brock, there's a stranger in your house right now. Try to come down here and kick me out. Come on! Come on, you talk to talk. I'm standing right in your living room, I'm in your house. Come down here right now and you try to kick me out! No Brock. No Brock, we must have interrupted dinner. Or maybe—maybe he came down with diverticulitis or hepatitis or laryngitis or maybe a huge case of punkassbitchitis. We're getting' serious enough now, Brock. Come on! You say you rip me limb for limb, I say you're doing me a favor. Start with my hand, I got way too many fingers. I'm giving you the middle one. [‘Cena'-Chants] Fine. Paul Heyman, you want a response? Here it is. I'm not gonna repeat this for you at Sunday, I'm gonna make it. Sunday I conquer the conqueror. This Sunday, I am the one that beats the one. This Sunday, THE CHAMP IS HEREEEE!"

- laryngitis = Kehlkopfentzündung