"I can talk about how The Authority still flat-out suck"

Daniel Bryan: "Man, you guys seem excited tonight. [Jubel] And why wouldn't you be? We are days away from the Royal Rumble and we are about to begin The Road To WrestleMania. [Jubel] Now, I could come out here and talk about how important my No Disqualification Match against Kane is tonight, how I will do anything to win and stay in the Royal Rumble Match. I could talk about how ever since I had to forfeit the title because of my injury, I have spend every waking moment thinking about how I can win back the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. [Jubel] I could talk about Sting [Jubel] and his first ever appearance on Monday Night Raw.. [Jubel] I could talk about all of that but I won't. Because John Cena did something very important this past Monday on Raw. And instead of me just out here yaking, I know some guys who might have a little something that they wanna get off their chest.

[Ryback, Erick Rowan und Dolph Ziggler kommen zum Ring]

Ladies and gentlemen, thanks to John Cena the newly rehired Erick Rowan, Ryback and Dolph Ziggler! [Jubel] Now, I'm sure you guys are all excited to get back in the ring. Ryback, what do you say?"

Ryback: ['Feed me more'-Chants] "Sounds like we got a bunch of hungry people here in Austin, Texas! [Jubel] Seriously, Dan. You and me both know what it's like to be at home out of action and to be fired. I had to watch on TV the other people do what you love to do, what we love to do. There's no worse feeling watching as the world passes us by. I could have felt sorry for myself, I could've giving up. But this was my dream from the age of 12, my passion and my life and nobody can take that away from me. Especially The Authority! [Jubel] And thanks to John Cena, thanks to the man they call Sting and most importantly thanks to each and everyone of you for reminding us-- reminding the world just how bad The Authority sucks. [Jubel] Because this little game isn't over and so am I, THE BIG GUY IS BACK! FEED ME MORE! ['Feed me more'-Chants] Everybody loves the Big Guy."

Daniel Bryan: "What about you, Rowan? What do you think?"

Erick Rowan: "Being gone was sore of a blessing. See, I had a lot of time to sit back and think. See, I, believe it or not, used to be a different person. I was naive, somebody's puppet but this last few weeks, I've seen myself in a new light. [Jubel] And I know-- heck, [zu seiner Schafsmaske] we know who I really am."

Daniel Bryan: "And last but not least, what about Dolph Ziggler?" [Jubel]

Dolph Ziggler: "Well, you know me, DB. I sat around, east some stuff crust pizza, I watched the Triple H and Stephanie fitness DVDs, it's uhm-- it's a great full body workout by just two people that I really like and trust."

Daniel Bryan: "Wait. Really?"

Dolph Ziggler: "HELL NO! [Jubel] That DB-- that DB, right before I was fired I was this close, this close showing the world something I know my entire life. That I belong right here on top with each and everyone of you. [Jubel] I was the Intercontinental Champion, I was the sole survivor after Survivor Series, I earned the right to step foot in this ring and go toe-to-toe with the best there's ever been. But The Authority tried to take it all away from me. [Buhrufe] They tried to take it all away from us. You know why? Because we're a threat. We saw through their BS and we stood up to them and stood up for something we believed in. We called them out, we let the world know. So I'd rather sit here in this ring and face any punishment they give me out every day for the rest of my life than sit at home on some couch, complaining on a podcast. This-- this right here, this is what I do. This is what I love. Damn it, I'm just get going right now." [Jubel]

[The Authority kommt in die Halle]

Seth Rollins: "Well, well, well, what do we have here, gentlemen. It looks to me like a little Survivor Series reunion. Oh, and except of course they replaced that one of the superman John Cena with the little eady beady garden gnome Daniel Bryan." [lacht]

Dolph Ziggler: "Seth, Seth, hang on, man. I have gone for a little while but I hardly recognize you without your nose buried up The Authority's backside. [Jubel] And you know, ever since you arrange sneakily bring The Authority back, I've been waiting get my hands on you and beat the crap out of you, so let's do it right now!! [Jubel]

Seth Rollins: "You know, Dolph, as much as I would love to walk down that ramp, get in that ring and put you in your place right now--"

Dolph Ziggler: "Then do it, buddy. Let's go."

Seth Rollins: "I'm not gonna do that. [Buhrufe] Because as you probably noticed while you were watching our program at home on your couch eating your stuff crust pizza, I've got more important things to do than deal with you. ['You sold out'-Chants] Oh, get over it. Get over it because in only three days I am going to beat not only John Cena but Brock Lesnar as well and I'm gonna become the next WWE World Heavyweight Champion. You know what, Dolph? Triple H and Stephanie's fitness videos are actually phenomenal. Maybe you should try using them if you ever wanna be half the man that I am."

Dolph Ziggler: "Half the man? You are half men. You know, it's funny you should bring that up because half the man seems like-- you know, those fitness DVDs has a lot of cardio in them concerning last Monday when I've never seen somebody run away from Brock Lesnar faster then you did. [Jubel] So, we're gonna do this or what?"

Kane: "Dolph, you're extremely disrespectful for someone who is just rehired less then 72 hours ago. And as for you, Bryan. The Authority is still in control. And you still have to go through me if you stand any chance at being in the Royal Rumble Match this Sunday."

Daniel Bryan: "Any chance? Mhm, I think I have a better chance against you tonight then you did against Brock Lesnar this past Monday. Let's take a look at this."

[Ein Videpaket wird gespielt wie Brock Lesnar Kane und Big Show den F5 verpasst]

Big Show: "Listen, you little greasy maulhamsters [?] standing in the ring. There's nothing I like better than to give all of you and every other superstar in the Royal Rumble Match a first class ticket right over the top rope. Because flying first class would be something unique for the four of you, losers. However, I really don't have to worry about giving you any kind of a first class ticket at the Royal Rumble Match because tonight, Daniel Bryan, you're facing Kane."

Kane: "You know, Daniel, you and I have known each other for a long time. You've seem to forgotten the brave levels of sadism that I am capable of and Dolph, the little show-off who could. I know you're chumping at the bit of an Intercontinental Title match. But technically, as a new employee, you're back at the bottom of the ladder. However, tonight I let you face the man who beat you like a rag doll all around the arena and ripped your title from you. And that match is right now!"