"That yellow stream running down your leg was not pineapple juice!"

Paul Heyman: "Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman and I have been authorized this evening to disseminate some information on behalf of The Beast who imposes his presence upon you, Brock Lesnar! [Jubel] Now, that's kind of the theme of tonight's sermon: 'information'. Because it is readily apparent to my client that this society no longer places any value on credible information. Look how far everyone has gone to crucify Brian Williams of NBC News for embellishing a story or two, outright lying. And yet, Brian Williams is not the number one liar in the land. Brian Williams is the distant number two because the biggest liar in the land is a distinction that has held jointly by Roman Reigns and Daniel Bryan. You see, Roman Reigns and Daniel Bryan are going to have a match at WWE Fastlane and the winner of that match goes on to get an opportunity for that championship [zeigt auf Lesnars Championship Belt] against this beast at WrestleMania. And if either Daniel Bryan or Roman Reigns comes out here and says they actually have a chance against Brock Lesnar, then, ladies and gentlemen, they're lying. They're lying to their families, they're lying to each other, they're lying to each and everyone of you and quite honestly they're simply lying to themselves.

Let's look at Roman Reigns, the baddest dude from the most feared tribe from the most violent island in Samoa. And yet I stood two feet away when Roman Reigns looked eye-to-eye with Brock Lesnar and Roman-- that yellow stream running down your leg was not pineapple juice. Come on, Roman. There's nothing to be afraid of. There's nothing, nothing for you to sit here and hang your head down because you shouldn't be ashamed. It's a normal human reaction when you come face-to-face with The Beast. And then, then there's Daniel Bryan. Yes, yes, yes, yes ['YES'-Chants] The tragic tale of the overachieving ultimate underdog who actually has lied to himself into believing he has a chance against Brock Lesnar. Ladies and gentlemen, let me get this simple for you. Look at Daniel Bryan AND LOOK AT BROCK LESNAR! Do you really think Daniel Bryan has a chance? [Gemischte Reaktionen] I'm not just talking about the size difference because what Daniel Bryan lacks in physical stature as opposed to Brock Lesnar he more than makes up for in in-ring abillity, knowledge of submission wrestling and a great pipeline to God because he'd pulled more miracles out of his pockets than my client and I have ever seen anybody pull off. But do you really believe that Daniel Bryan is the one to beat the one in 21:1? [Gemischte Reaktionen, aber mehr 'YES'-Chants] Let me spell this out for you so that even you can understand this. It doesn't matter who wins at Fastlane. If it's Daniel Bryan, if it's Roman Reigns, the winner of that match should hop in a helicopter with Brian Williams and subject themselves to enemy fire because that enemy fire is a hell storm in the form of an F5. Because it's an F5 that's gonna take this chopper down straight into the middle of the ring at WrestleMania because that is the fate that awaits Daniel Bryan, that is the fate that awaits Roman Reigns, that's the fate that awaits any man that tries to take the championship from The Beast, The Conqueror, the reigning defending undisputed WWE Heavyweight Champion of the world, Brock Lesnar!"