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"Roman Reigns, at WrestleMania you gonna get your ass beat by Brock Lesnar"

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"Roman Reigns, at WrestleMania you gonna get your ass beat by Brock Lesnar"
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Date:
02.03.2015
Paul Heyman: "Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman and I am the advocate for the reigning, defending, undisputed WWE Heavyweight Champion of the World Brock Lesnar. I came here tonight to the rancid city of New York to set a record straight, to adress the rumors and shoot from the hip. So, here we go. Yes, it's true. My client Brock Lesnar will be at WrestleMania. Believe that. My client Brock Lesnar will be anywhere he damn well pleases before WrestleMania. My client Brock Lesnar will be anywhere he damn will pleases after WrestleMania and he will be there as the undisputed WWE Heavyweight Champion of the World because my client Brock Lesnar will be the champion as long as he damn well pleases. Believe--

[Heymans Mikrofon geht aus und wieder an]

Obviously the sound guy is from New Jersey. Believe that. See, that's your problem. You always buy into these fantasies. At WWE Fastlane you bought into the fantasy of Daniel Bryan, the ultimate underdog. Ohhh, you had your hopes, you had your dreams and your fantasies pinned on Daniel Bryan but deep down you didn't believe that. Because if Daniel Bryan ever came up against my client, Daniel Bryan would be squashed like a cockroach under the boot of BROCK LESNAR. And now, now we have Roman Reigns--

[Heymans Mikrofon verreckt erneut]

Would somebody like to give me a microphone that works? [Lilian Garcia reicht ihm ein neues Mikrofon] It's about time you did something right [Raunen]. Now, uhhh nothing. Don't give me an uhhh. I tell you an uhhh. Here's an uhhh from me. An uhhhh is that everyone's buying into that whole thing with Roman Reigns. Oh, we believe that. You expect Roman Reigns to win, you think Roman Reigns is going to win. They have ordered all the confetti, they have ordered all the pyro. God, it's gonna open up the heavens and shine down on WrestleMania, it's already booked by God himself. Why? Because we all believe that. You know who also believes that? Bruno Sammartino, Hulk Hogan, Steve Austin, The Rock, Triple H and John Cena. Last week I said Roman Reigns against anyone of them in their prime-- did Sammartino dispute me? No. Did Triple H dispute me? No. Cena, Austin-- I know I left out Andre because he's dead, stupid! [Raunen] Not one man, not one man send down a tweet or facebook post, not one man disputed me. Why? Because Sammartino aren't down the line believes that. That locker room back there, Roman Reigns walks down the locker room they all will walk to the side. Why? 'Cause he's not some baby-kissing, autograph-signing hero, no. He's a badass Samoan with a chip on his shoulder and they believe that. You wanna know why? 'Cause that chip comes from the fact that Roman Reigns cannot beat Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania. WrestleMania goes down one of two ways. One-- I bet you thought I use the other finger, didn't you? One: Brock Lesnas takes Roman Reigns apart. He viciously, violently, sadisticly beats him down the same way he did John Cena at SummerSlam and the Royal Rumble. Two: Brock Lesnar's simple Ronda Rousey's your ass.

[Heymans neues Mikrofon gibt auch den Geist auf]

Everyone seems to believe that. Roman Reigns, at WrestleMania you gonna get your ass beat by Brock Lesnar. You gonna get beat by Brock Lesnar. You gonna get beat up by Brock Lesnar. You gonna get hurt by Brock Lesnar. You gonna get embarassed by Brock Lesnar. You're gonna be emasculated by Brock Lesnar. You're going to be conquered, CONQUERED, CONQUERED by BROCK LESNAR. Believe that!"
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