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"Seth Rollins, you have broken the Eleventh Commandment: Thou shall not intentionally provoke 'The Beast' Brock Lesnar"

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"Seth Rollins, you have broken the Eleventh Commandment: Thou shall not intentionally provoke 'The Beast' Brock Lesnar"
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06.07.2015
Paul Heyman: "Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman and I am the advocate for the nightmare of Suplex City, BROCK LESNAR! It has come to my client's attention that Seth Rollins and his little band of merry man for some reason think my client Brock Lesnar is still in Tokyo, Japan which goes to show you that you can put a title on anybody but at the end of the day there's stil some dumb schmock Justin Bieber wannabe, that lucked his way into the WWE Championship. Let me spell this out so even someone like Seth Rollins can understand it. Seth Rollins, you're going to learn the hard way that Brock Lesnar is the Lord by God, hallowed by the name. And my client Brock Lesnar is not a God of love, he's not a God of family, he's not a God of charity, he's not a God of forgiveness. My client Brock Lesnar is the God of violent retribution. [Jubel] And that violent retribution will come at the expense of Seth Rollins and any human being that stands with Seth Rollins. Oh, I asure you-- this is the sword that shall pierce Seth Rollins' shield.

Endorse just for a minute. Let's take a look at what's happened in history. When my client Brock Lesnar took The Streak away from The Undertaker, Brock Lesnar-- [Buhrufe] Hey, hey, hey. Don't booh the advocate. When my client Brock Lesnar took The Streak away from The Undertaker, Brock didn't have any respect for The Undertaker but he didn't disrespect The Undertaker either. There was a streak, my client wanted to conquer it and that's what he does. Brock Lesnar conquers things. This one you'll cheer. When my client Brock Lesnar took John Cena to Suplex City [Lauter Jubel], Brock Lesnar didn't have any respect for John Cena and why would he? But Brock also didn't disrespect John Cena. Brock wanted the championship, he conquered John Cena and took what was rightfully his. When my client showed Roman Reigns at WrestleMania what a savage beating truly is, my client didn't have any respect for Roman Reigns, but he didn't disrespect him either. He decided to conquer Roman Reigns but now-- now, Seth Rollins, my client not only doesn't respect you, my client harbors disrespect for you. Because Seth Rollins, you have broken the Eleventh Commandment: Thou shall not intentionally provoke 'The Beast' Brock Lesnar. And Seth Rollins didn't just provoke you once, but at WrestleMania he cashed in Money In The Bank. Seth Rollins didn't just provoke you twice the day after WrestleMania when he slimied his way out of your rematch and pissed you off so bad, you beat up everybody in sight and got suspended. But now Seth Rollins has intentionally provoked you three times when two weeks ago like a gang of Hyenas, you all piled on the beast. A beast who is still breathing, a beast who is still alive and a beast who is frauping at the mouth and who is salavating for revenge against Seth Rollins.

Now, I know my job. My job is to sell you on the fact that on July 19th in St. Louis, Missouri at Battleground my client Brock Lesnar will get his hands on the reigning defending Undisputed WWE Heavyweight Champion of the World Seth Rollins and will take the championship back [Jubel]. But ladies and gentlemen, I asure you that the title match may take place in St. Louis, but the beatings and the Suplexes begin tonight! [Jubel] Because that beating and those Suplexes will take place at the altar of The Beast in this cathedral of retribution, in the city hall of Suplex City also known as the Allstate Arena in Chicago, Illinois! [Jubel] Now, my client has heard that Seth Rollins will be here tonight. ['Suplex City'-Chants] And since Seth Rollins will be here tonight, my client ain't going anywhere this evening. [Jubel] So someone better tell the champ that waiting for him is a Seth-slapping, Rollins-busting, back-breaking Beast of Battleground, BROCK LESNAR!"
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