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"Jericho, listening to you speak, time passes like a kidney stone"

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Title:
"Jericho, listening to you speak, time passes like a kidney stone"
Date:
01.08.2016
Sasha Banks: "You guys – thank you! It's about time RAW popped off with a statement. A Bank Statement from your new WWE Women's Champion: The Boss! Last year during SummerSlam weekend at NXT TakeOver: Brooklyn the WWE Universe went home talking about Bayley and The Boss, because we stole the show. And we just didn't steal the show, we own the show. This year won't be any different. The reign of The Boss has just begun and I'm going to kick off with a W when I defend my title against Charlotte at SummerSlam. I didn't fight my whole life – [Charlottes Musik unterbricht Sasha Banks und die ehemalige Championesse kommt zum Ring. Dort angekommen empfangen sie laute "You tapped out"-Rufe.] Charlotte..."

Charlotte: "There was a fly!"

Sasha Banks: "Charlotte, Charlotte, are you mad? Charlotte, you look a little different, I just can't seem to put my finger on it. Look at you, where is all your gold, sweetheart? Oh, that's right, I beat you last week, I made you tap out. As a matter of fact, where is your little friend? Where's your little to-do, huh?"

Charlotte: "Get over yourself, Sasha, please. I don't need Dana to beat you. I don't even need my dad to beat you. I mean – I mean god bless him, he's off vacationing somewhere in a resting home. But at SummerSlam I will beat you all by myself. [‘Booooo!'] Oh, you guys don't like that? Oh, I was the very best for over 300 days. Sweetheart, you capitalized on one mistake. See – you see, Sweetheart, it's one thing to take home the prom king, it's another to get him to put a ring on your finger. And that's what you are, Sasha, you're just a one night stand. I know..."

Sasha Banks: "A one night stand?"

Charlotte: "Yes."

Sasha Banks: "Sweetheart, you're the daughter of Ric Flair. If it wasn't for a one night stand, you probably wouldn't be standing here. Wooooo!"

Chris Jericho: "Quiet. Quiet. Quiet. Quiet. Quiet. Quiet. Quiet. [Y2J erscheint auf der Rampe und macht sich auf den Weg zum Ring.] Quiet. Quiet. Quiet. Quiet. Quiet. Quiet. Quiet. Quiet. I said QUIET! Quiet, Sasha, you ungrateful, disrespectful little punk. I was just standing back there, minding my own business like I always do, when I heard you – oh yeah, always minding my own business – when I heard you talking to her, talking to Charlotte like that. I mean, come on, look, she's royalty. She is royalty. I mean look at her lineage."

Charlotte: "Bow down, Atlanta!"

Chris Jericho: "She looks like a princess right now, right? I mean, she may be Ric Flair's daughter, but she has outdone anything Ric Flair has ever accomplished, ever. Oh yeah."

Charlotte: "That's right."

Chris Jericho: "Oh yeah. In only two or three years she has done more than Ric Flair. I mean, who has Ric Flair ever beat, right? But I know who Charlotte is gonna beat at SummerSlam – you! [Zeigt dabei auf Sasha Banks.] And besides, what makes you a boss anyways, huh? What makes you a boss? Are you my boss? Are you gonna tell me what to do? Are you gonna make my hours or paying my salary, wipe me up for an infraction? The only boss you are – you're a boss of purple-haired, teenybopper stupid idiots like these. Right? Or maybe – maybe you're the boss because your father's brother's uncle's butcher's gardener's dog trainer is Snoop Dogg? Or, or, or, or, or is it Puff Daddy this week, mh? Maybe it's Vanilla Ice, I don't even know. But as far as I'm concerned, Sasha, you're not a boss, you're a brat!"

[Enzo Amore's Musik ertφnt dieser kommt in die Arena.]

Enzo Amore: "My name is Enzo Amore, and I am a certified G and a bonafide stud and you can't teach that! Bada-boom, realest guy in the room, how you doin'? Sash, for real, how you doin'? [Er gibt Sasha Banks einen Handkuss.] So listen, normally I come out here with my seven-foot friend, please the crowd. But I like to do business by myself sometimes, you know, one-on-one. So eh, I'm a G, you're a Boss, and eh, you're more like a B-A-U-C – BAUC! And let me be frank, I got that hot sauce. So eh, I'd like to do some business with you and I was thinking, you know, maybe the Sasha Bank, eh, could make a Certified G deposit?! How you doin'?"

Sasha Banks: "How you doin'?"

Charlotte: "Oh, oh, oh, oh, I, I –"

Enzo Amore: "How you doin'?"

Sasha Banks: "How you doin'?"

Enzo Amore: "How you doin'?"

Sasha Banks: "How you doin'?"

Enzo Amore: "How you doin'?"

Sasha Banks: "How you doin'?"

Enzo Amore: "How you doin'?"

Sasha Banks: "How you doin'?"

Enzo Amore: "How you doin'?"

Sasha Banks: "How you doin'?"

Enzo Amore: "How you doin'?"

Sasha Banks: "How you doin'?"

Enzo Amore: "How you doin'?"

Charlotte: " Oh, oh, wait, wait, wait, oh no, Sasha, I'd say you go for it, Sister. I mean rumor has it, when it comes to Enzo and his love life, there is only one word to describe it!"

Chris Jericho: "You want me to spell it out for you?"

Charlotte: "Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes."

Sasha Banks: "Ey yo, Enzo. Look what we got here, huh?"

Enzo Amore: "What do we got over here? A couple of haters? A couple of haters? Jericho, listening to you speak, time passes like a kidney stone. Alright? Watching you hold that microphone to your lips and try to process words sometimes, it's like I'm having a conversation on an IPhone, you know, and you see those three dots typing and I'm just anticipating and I'm waiting what you're gonna say – and then you never hit Send."

Chris Jericho: "Quiet. Listen here, you hip hop hobbit. Let me tell you this one time: you better watch it. I said you better watch it!"

Enzo Amore: "Watch what?"

Chris Jericho: "It."

Enzo Amore: "Watch what? My mouth? Listen, for me to think before I speak is like for me to wipe my hind end before I poop. You know what I'm saying? And besides, it, Bon Jovi, it's my life, ok? And this ain't a DirecTV commercial so we don't have the power to turn back time. Besides, if I did have the power to turn back time I would distinctly help you and would go back to the moment in which you purchased the scarf. How you doin'?"

Sasha Banks: "How you doin'?"

Chris Jericho: "You know what, I don't care how you're doing. I don't care how anybody here is doing. I hope you're doing terrible, I hope you're having a terrible –"

[General Manager Mick Foley betritt die Stage.]

Mick Foley: "I do care how they're doing. I may not be The Boss, but I'm sure as hell are your boss. And I'm in a position to tell you exactly what's gonna happen. You see that guy there? That's Enzo Amore. He's a certified G, I'm a certified GM, we're both wearing leopard, we're practically brothers. Not only that, Enzo makes a guest appearance on my upcoming reality show Holy Foley premiering after SummerSlam only on the WWE Network. And Sasha Banks not only appears on Holy Foley as a favor to me, but last week set the bar mighty high with her victory over Charlotte in one of the most exciting matches I've ever seen and a tremendous way to kick off the new era. Personally I can't wait to see Charlotte and The Boss in the ring again and that's why it's gonna happen tonight. It's a new era, it's a new way of thinking and tonight we're gonna have ourselves the first mixed tag team match of the new era in which you, Chris Jericho, team up with the former WWE Women's Champion Charlotte to take on Enzo Amore and the new WWE Women's Champion Sasha Banks. And that match not only takes place right here, in Atlanta, Georgia, but it also takes place right now!"
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