"To be(smirch) or not to be(smirch) - that is the question"

William Regal: "My friends... I usually come out here full of good cheer. But tonight, I am in a foul mood. When I took over the office of commissioner of the World Wrestling Federation, I did so to ensure decency and fairness, and last Monday night on RAW, I attempted to do just that. But last Monday night, this company was disgraced by the presence of that filthy, miserable specimen Mick Foley. Mick Foley almost caused a huge tragedy here in the World Wrestling Federation. Last Monday night on RAW, Mick Foley was about to attempt to... ["Fo-ley!"] Mick Foley was going to rob Stone Cold Steve Austin, to besmirch the World Wrestling Federation Championship, and everything that it stands for if I didn't heroically step in. Please, roll the footage.

There we go - Mick Foley going to call for the bell when it's obvious that Stone Cold Steve Austin had no intentions of tapping out. Now here I valiantly saved the World Wrestling Federation Championship. Mick Foley, let me make one thing very clear to you. You are no longer the WWF Commissioner - I AM! And as commissioner, I request, NAY I DEMAND that I be treated with dignity, honour and respect! Last Monday night, I stopped a tragedy taking place, and this is what I got in return, please. Now where's the respect?

This is disgraceful! I am a man of honour! And a man of honour does not have his throat violated by a bloody tube sock! It's barbaric, it's bloody barbaric! Mick Foley, when you were commissioner of the WWF, everything was one big party, wasn't it? Just like one of those awful amusement parks that you're so fond of. Well let me inform you of a little something - the world does not work like that, and everyone knows, as each and every one of my friends here knows, that I am a FAR better commissioner than you EVER were. You prance around the halls thinking you're still in power, but let me tell you something sunshine, you're not in power anymore - I AM!

You think you're so special because you're a writer - the great William Shakespeare would be turning over in his grave if he knew that you were #1 on the New York Times bestsellers list. Now William Shakespeare, HE was a writer - you are nothing but a dirtly, foul, insignificant, pathetic pillock!"

[Mick Foley fühlt sich angesprochen und kommt zum Ring.]

Mick Foley: "Now William Regal, I'm just a little bit confused because, as you were nice enough to point out, I am a New York Times #1 Bestselling Author... but I ah, I don't know what the hell a pillock really is. But it's nice enough of you to compare me to the immortal William Shakespeare... I'm gonna paraphrase Shakespeare from his immortal work Julius Caeser, when he said 'Is that a horse's ass that I see before me?' [Jubel] Thank you!

And it is true that I am no longer the WWF Commissioner - you are. 'cause after all, when I was the commissioner, the WWF, well the WWF was actually... FUN to watch! But I will give you credit, William - I will give you credit, William - you are a FAIR commissioner; after all, it was in total fairness that you allowed Mr. McMahon to interfere and cost Chris Benoit the WWF title last week - that was a fine piece of commissionary work. And it was honourable and fair when you yourself, the commissioner, interfered as Stone Cold Steve Austin was about to tap out to the new WWF Champion, Y2J!

Now, as Shakespeare, I'm feeling that influence, as he once said... 'to be(smirch) or not to be(smirch) - THAT is the question.' And my answer, my answer is...I AM going to besmirch you, In That Very Ring, right here at the University of North Dakota...with the help of my foul-smelling foot friend, Mr. Socko!"

William Regal: "YOU will be doing no such thing! The only place that you'll be going tonight is outside, and hopefully out of my life forever! Security, get this bloody idiot! Come on, do your jobs, get him! Security, do your bloody jobs and get him!"

Mick Foley: "All right, all right, listen."

William Regal: "Get a bloody hold of him and throw him out."

Mick Foley: "I'm going to go peacefully, but I just wanted to say one more thing. Have a Nice Day!"