"Here's one vote I know you can win"

Mr. Kennedy: "This Sunday, each and everyone of you people has an opportunity to make history. Because you all get to vote for the man who will face Randy Orton for the WWE Championship. So, let's look at the candidates, shall we? On the one hand you have Intercontinental Champion Jeff Hardy. Jeff Hardy is like... uuum... Hillary Clinton. They both have their pretty little blonde hair, they both have a famous last name. But let's face it: Jeff Hardy is not gonna be able to get the job done because like Hillary, he has no TESTICLES!

And now in this hand... this hand, you've got Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels is like Rudy Giuliani. They both talk real tough, they both have very very impressive resumees. But let's face it: They BOTH live IN THE PAST! Answer me this, Shawn, what have you done for me lately? What have you done for me lately, because whatever it is, it's nowhere near as impressive as what I've done. Over the past two years, I've been the United States Champion, I've won Money In The Bank at WrestleMania. I hold victories over former champions in Rey Mysterio, Batista and even... even The Undertaker.

So to paraphrase another famous politician who just happens to have my last name: Ask not what Mr. Kennedy can do for you, but what each and everyone of you can do for Mr. Kennedy. Because make no mistake about it: If elected, I will defeat Randy Orton. There will be a new WWE champion: MISTERRRRRR KENNEDYYYYY!"

Jeff Hardy: "Yo! Yo! Hey Kennedy, Kennedy over here, dude!" [Kennedy schaut sich um und stellt fest, dass Hardy im Publikum steht]

Kennedy: [als Hardy gerade zum Weiterreden ansetzt] "KENNEDY! You cut me off!"

Hardy: "Yo man, hey: You say you're the best candidate. But by standing out here with all these great fans, I can tell you man: Your approval rating sucks!"

Kennedy: "Jeff, Jeff... Jeff, listen to me: You do not wanna get into a debate with me now, man. My success speaks for itself. Oh... oh yeah, look at you out there: You wanna sit out there with all those people? You wanna sit out there with all those people and eat their stale popcorn, kiss their ugly babies, beg for their votes? Cause that's what you're doing. That's okay, you go right ahead and do that, Jeff. That's your deal. But listen to me [Hardy! Hardy! Hardy!] No Jeff, listen me: The fact is..."

Hardy: "Let's talk about the fact, kid, let's talk about the fact: You've tried to pass yourself off as a McMahon and you failed! Last week you tried to kick my ass and you failed! And you think you're gonna in, they're gonna vote for you to wrestle Orton this Sunday, Cyber Sunday... Guess what, dude: You're gonna fail at that, too."

Kennedy: "You know what, Jeff? You know what? You know what? I don't have to listen to this." [wirft sein Mikro weg und will gehen]

Hardy: "Who-who-who! Hold, hold, hold: Kid, here's one vote... here's one vote I know you can win: How many people wanna see me going in there and beat the holy hell out of Kennedy right now?" [Das Votum ist eindeutig und Hardy geht auf Kennedy los]