"I'm gonna open a can of dee ass-whip"

Santino Marella: "You see what dis is? Dis is the 500th anniversary issue of WWE magazine. It's a very special issue. Everybody's in dere. De Rock... De Undertaker... De Bret Hart... Stacy Keibler... my Maria [streicht ihr übers Haar]... Andre De French Giant... Jillian Garcia... and dere's one guy dat's mentioned about 283 times: Stone Cold Steve Austin! [Jubel] You know who's not mentioned? Not even one time? De greatest superstar in de WWE, Santino Marella! [Buhrufe] Even Mantaur is mentioned, seriously: Mantaur! Maria, open de page 24... Mantaur...

[Santino wird von eine Save_us-Video unterbrochen]

Holy pasta facioli! What in de hell was dat? Is datta you, Stone Cold Steve Austin? Are you trying to send me a message? Of course not, dat would require guts. Something you don't have unless you have a director dere to protect you: 'Cut, don't touch him, he's a movie star!' You justa relax in da safety of your own home, Stone Cold, watch yourself on DVD in 'The Condemned'. And justa know dis: If you ever come here and try to mess wit me, I'm gonna open a can of dee ass-whip... so big, I'm gonna spread all over your big fat head... AND DAT IS DE BOTTOM LINES!"