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"Manbeast's Top 10 list on why Chico's Grandma-ma Gladys Granny Gibson sucks"

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"Manbeast's Top 10 list on why Chico's Grandma-ma Gladys Granny Gibson sucks"
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15.09.2007
Ted McNaler: "Well, well, well. Chico Alvarez ist upset. Apparently I offended him when I started sayin' stuff about his granny. And you know what? I thought about it and I feel bad. I feel bad and I wanna apologize. I wants to to apologize because I didn't tell anyone why his granny sucks. Which is why tonight I 've got for you people in my hands Manbeast's Top 10 list on why Chico's Grandma-ma Gladys Granny Gibson sucks.

Let's start with numero ten: Cause she's from Warshington, and Warshington sucks.

Number nine: Cause her so... so... what's that word?... social security number is one.

Number eight: Cause she's got so many wrinkles you be dead by the time you finished countin' them. He-hey that was very funny, huh?

Number seven: She still owns Freddy Flintstone a foodstamp. [Sein Valet spricht zu ihm] What? Shut up!

Number... number... W? Number W: She wears granny panties and that's just plain nasty.

Number... what's that? Bat? I don't like bats! Err okay, number bats: She's so old, her memory is in... black and white... black and white!

Number quattro... that's four in Espanol, stupid: She smells like a diaper. Smells like somebody forgot to change her depends. HA! I don't know, but I saw it on the internet.

Number three: Cause she was a waitress at the Last Supper... you know with Jevus and all their mates.

Number... two, number two: Cause she's so old, she farts out mummy-dust. Alright that wasn't that funny. It was funny but not that funny, alright...

... but number one, the number uno reason why Chico Alvarez' Grandma-ma sucks... is that she's related to Chico who's not only a chicken, but he also sucks.

Well thank you all, Chico, I hope you enjoyed this little segment of mine because now the people now why your precious little granny sucks. [Fan: "He's cute"] Who's cute? HE AIN'T CUTE, I'M CUTE! Cut it, cut, I'm done. He ain't cute."
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