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"Benoit, I'll fight you anywhere"

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Title:
"Benoit, I'll fight you anywhere"
Date:
24.08.2000
Chris Jericho: "Chris Ben Oit. Over the last month, I have developed an intense hatred for you, and that's why I can't wait for the chance to settle our differences at SummerSlam in the two out of three fall match. And you would think that you could grasp that simple concept - I mean, you think that a light bulb would have gone off in that toothless head of yours, and you would have said to yourself [imitiert Benoit mit monotoner Stimme] 'Wow at SummerSlam I get to face Chris Jericho in a one on one match in the ring I'm so happy.'

But you haven't grasped that concept, because ever since that match was announced, you have interfered in every single one of my matches. But you see, Junior, I'm not a hard guy to find. I'm easy. I'll fight you anywhere you want, and that's why my friends in the truck and myself put together this little something to help you clearly understand the point. Like I said, Benoit, I'll fight you anywhere.

I will fight Chris Benoit in the ring [auf dem TitanTron erscheint ein Bild von Benoit im Ring]
and Chris Benoit in the back [Bild von Benoit und Shane McMahon backstage]

I will fight Chris Benoit on a boat [Photoshop-Bild von Benoits Kopf auf einem Bootsfahrer]
OR Chris Benoit with a goat [Benoits Kopf auf einem Ziegenreiter]

Chris Benoit when the score is tied [Benoits Kopf auf einem Baseball-Spieler]
or Chris Benoit as a blushing bride [Benoits Kopf auf dem Körper einer Braut]

that one's my favourite too, I love that one. I will fight Chris Benoit while he is taking a quiz [Benoit als Schüler in einem Klassenzimmer vor einer Tafel mit der Aufschrift 'Y2J is great']
or Chris Benoit as the total JACKASS that he is [Benoits Kopf auf dem Körper eines Esels]

You see, Junior, I will fight you any day, because, baby, I am Y2J!"

[Benoit betritt den Ring und klatscht höhnisch Beifall]

Chris Benoit: "Chris Jericho, I've got to hand it to you. YOU are a pretty funny guy. And I'm glad you're gettin' all your kicks out now, because at SummerSlam, your wit, your humor, and all the funny pictures in the world aren't gonna do a DAMN thing for you. You know, I consider myself to be a pretty funny guy, too, and when I heard you were putting together this, ah, little montage, well I decided to prepare a picture myself - and it is...a kuhlassic. I laugh every time I look at it, and I like to call this picture 'Y2J loses consciousness at the hands of the Crossface'. Heheheheheheheh. A picture says a thousand words, and THAT is the only picture that matters! Because at SummerSlam, and as you'll find out tonight in the six-man tag, *I* am the best damn technical wrestler in the WWF! And not you...or anyone else can do a thing about it. Prove me wrong. Prove me wrong!"

Jericho: "Well, the only thing that you've proven to me is that you have a total lack of imagination, 'cause that picture wasn't funny, it was lame, it didn't even rhyme! But I do agree with you on one point, I can't WAIT for our match at SummerSlam, and I can't WAIT for our match right here tonight on SmackDown! So, remember this, Junior, the Walls of Jericho will cause you a lotta pain, and when I'm through with you, you will never....EEEEEVER...be the same...again!"
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