"What kind of self-respected human being would bow down to a woman?"

John Bradshaw Layfield: "United Kingdom, Merry Ole England, former empire... you're going to witness today a defense of the greatest championship in all of Sports-Entertainment, the United States Championship, the only title named after the only superpower, defended by a true AMERICAN HEEERO! And since the UK depends on America for its very existence, you can't win a war by yourself, you can't win your own tennis tournament and while they say that Tony Blair is George Bush's poodle [Publikum reagiert gemischt], let me remind you that each and everyone of you are Americans stepchildren.

So as a true hero would do I'm going to throw you a bone. I am going to defend this title tonight against the bravest Englishman, which is a lot like trying to find the tallest midget. I mean after all you worship a queen [bricht in Gelächter aus, nimmt seinen Hut ab und geht auf die Knie] 'Ah here comes the Queen your honor, your honor!' A QUEEN ! You people make me sick. What kind of self-respected human being would bow down to a woman?! [lautstarke Buhrufe und England-Chants]

Excuse me, an American is talking that means you shut your English mouth up!
And since you wanna chant in unison, how about you do what you people do best and that is obey an American. Stand up, stand up.. put your hand over your heart, salute to my jacket and I wanna hear everyone of you people chant this: U-S-A ... U-S-A [sucks] , the country you wanna live in, U-S-A [sucks] U-S-A [sucks]"

[Die Musik von William Regal ertönt und er kommt unter lautstarkem Jubel zum Ring]

I'm not..." [Regal reißt ihm das Mikro aus der Hand]

William Regal: "Now, JBL, you so kindly told us English what you thought of us... and I must admit I agree with you on one point... that Tony Blair is a real muppet. [breite Zustimmung seitens des Publikums]

BUT if you want to know what the rest of us English and the rest of the world thinks about you Americans. You are a bunch of worthless, useless, cowardly, pathetic, big headed, big-mouthed tuff buffs and if you want someone to challenge you for your title tonight sunshine... I'm your man." [eine Linke streckt JBL nieder]