"In my world you're the white girl and I'm Kobe Bryant"

Big Show: "Yo yo yo yo, let me speak on this, yo, whassup? Yo, since I have already proven that I am phsycally more superior than John Cena - in any way - I have decided to call John Cena out in his own game. I decided to call John Cena out for a battle rap right here tonight. So John Cena, I know you're back there, so bring your izz-azz to the rizz-ing so I can punk it out word life... Come on homie, I know you're out there, there you go."

[John Cenas Musik ertönt und er macht sich auf den Weg zum Ring]

Yo man, whassup? [Cena ignoriert die Frage] Yo man, check this. Yo yo yo yo, listen to me: I'm calling you out for a battle rap, son. So check this out, you're ready?

Yo my name is the Big Show and there ain't none meaner.
Last week I screwed over you John Cena.

Yo dude. I done punk'd you out all over town.
Whatcha gonna do about it b****, I'm 500 pounds.

Yo that's better, that's better, I'm feeling that, I'm feeling that. Okay, I got one [räuspert sich]...

Look at you looking at me. You're nothing, I'm a giant.
In my world you're the white girl and I'm Kobe Bryant.

Nah dawg, You can't see me. In the ring I'm better than you on the stick,
Matter of fact my finger is bigger than your... [dick]."


John Cena: "ALL RIGHT, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.

Could you um... could you repeat that last line, I didn't really get that.
I just heard your heavy breathing, choking on your neckfat.

Man, I can't believe how out of shape you getting.
You've been talking for thirty seconds, you already sweating.

Did you eat from the toilet, I'm smelling mysterious gasses.
Oh bro, close your mouth you got the breath of a thousand a**es.

Yo, it's either that or your rocking some phony pits,
You just a fat slob with hairy baloney ****!

You need to hit these situps too, you're not exactly the leanest.
Forget seeing me bro, you can't even see your own penis.

And mine is bigger than your finger. It's as big as your whole head.
You think I'm coming up short? That's not what your mom said.

This is a battle rap, and you know I'm not going to get hurt.
How am I going to get dissed by the white fat Albert.

So now you're rap career is over, its time for you to quit.
Ain't no place for a 500 pound talking piece of [shit]."

[Cena wirft sein Mikro in die Luft. Als Big Show hochschaut um es zu fangen, tritt ihm Cena in die Weichteile]