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"Once I beat John Cena with Tables, Ladders, and Chairs"

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"Once I beat John Cena with Tables, Ladders, and Chairs"
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Date:
11.09.2006
Edge: "Now I know you pride yourself on being 'intellectuals'. That's debatable, so I thought I'll make it real simple for you. You see, tonight marks the final RAW appearence of John Cena. Yeah, because after I beat him at Unforgiven, I'm gonna send him back to where he came from: SmackDown! And since John will be returning to his roots, he can go back to what made him popular in the first place. You know, get the throwback jerseys and cut some more raps. And John, I know it's been a while since you've been getting down with your bad self, so I wrote a little rap of my own to inspire you on your move. Baby...

We're heading to Toronto for a little home cooking
where the people are like New Yorkers, only better looking.

After Sunday night, I'll have no more cares
once I beat John Cena with Tables, Ladders, and Chairs.

Because I will grab the title and my career will soar,
while John Cena chokes worse than the Yankees in 2004.

Then Cena goes to SmackDown! going from facing me to King Booker,
which is like going from the lovely Lita to a New York City hooker.

I do no lose TLCs, I've got nothing to fear,
so tune in next week on Raw because the champ will be here.

Oh yeah!"
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