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"That oughta give Stone Cold all night to open a can of whoop-ass on you"

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Title:
"That oughta give Stone Cold all night to open a can of whoop-ass on you"
Date:
04.01.1999
[Vince McMahon und seine Corporation stehen im Ring.]

Vince McMahon: "It's no secret that Shawn Michaels has threatened to show up here tonight on RAW. I would suggest, as a piece of advice, that none of you hold your breath. Because if you do, you are likely to turn blue and pass out due to oxygen deprivation, because Shawn Michaels will be a no-show here tonight. (...) Anyone who had anything to do with Shane's emotional scarring will pay, and pay plenty. They will be punished - BY ME."

[Commissioner Shawn Michaels kommt in die Halle.]

Shawn Michaels: "VinMan, obviously the sheriff is back in town. And this time, Vinny, I brought the cavalry with me."

[D-Generation X erscheint neben Michaels im Eingangsbereich.]

Shawn Michaels: "Now Vince, according to my overpriced lawyers, my contract as WWF Commissioner is iron-clad. In fact, it was you, Vince McMahon, who said on national TV that this Commissioner would answer to no one, including Vince McMahon. So guess what, Vinny? You CAN'T fire me! In fact, the only way that Shawn Michaels would be incapable of being the WWF Commissioner would be if I were to resign, and Vince, there is no way in hell that that is EVER going to happen! So you may safely assume that you will be singin' to the tune of Sweet Chin Music, for a long, long, tiiiiiime.

So now that I'm back in office, let's get to business. Vince, you yourself have said that you can make dreams come true, well VinMan, you've made mine come true, so now, I'm gonna make YOUR dreams come true. Now Vince, as you know, I have say-so over all WWF competitors, with the exception of Stone Cold Steve Austin. Well, Vinny boy, when you entered the 1999 Royal Rumble, you yourself became a WWF Competitor. So Vince, it is *I* that has control over *you*. Vince McMahon will not be entering the Royal Rumble as the 30th competitor, as he picked, no no no no no. Stone Cold Steve Austin will be the first man to enter the Royal Rumble - and the second man, who will be entering the Royal Rumble will be VINCE McMAHON. So as best I can tell, that oughta give old Stone Cold all night to open a can of whoop-ass on you.

Now Vince, before I leave, I wanna leave you with one just one small detail - some time this evening, some time within the next two hours - the Heartbreak Kid is gonna leave this building and go out and get you a surprise. And Vince, I guarantee you that this surprise is gonna drive you Stone Cold Crazy. Hit OUR music!"
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