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"Until you say the two magic words, Rock, 'I quit!'"

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"Until you say the two magic words, Rock, 'I quit!'"
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Date:
11.01.1999
Mankind: "Well, I know one thing - it's about damn time I got some new entrance music. Am I the only one that noticed that on every frame on that video, well, I'm kind of getting my ass kicked, aren't I? Well that's all right, because that's the story of my life, and everybody knows that Mick Foley takes a licking [Die Zuschauer steigen ein in den Catchphrase.] and keeps on ticking!

Now last week was without a doubt the greatest moment in my 15 year career, but I didn't get there by myself. I'd like to tell you just a little story about how, for, oh I guess 10 or 11 years, once a year I would call the World Wrestling Federation, and I'd offer my services, and they never even returned my damn phone call. The word I got years later was that Mick Foley did not LOOK like a star. So what I'd like to do is thank one person who knew Mick Foley was a star, except after Vince McMahon, twelve years later after I made my debut in the World Wrestling Federation - that man's at home right now, and I'd like to say thank you, Jim Ross, and get better soon because I want to hear you call a Mankind Championship match.

Now, upon further review of the videotape, I realise that I didn't exactly win that title on my own, so I'd also like to thank DX for watching my back, and there's another guy who helped out just a little bit, too - I even believe he's from the state of Texas [Jubel.] and I know he's a little shy, but I hope he won't mind my saying 'Thank you, Stone Cold Steve Austin.' And I guess, Stone Cold, that I owe you one. Because I realise the name of this pay-per-view, as the Corporation calls it, is 'No Chance in Hell' - I'm here to say, Steve-O, that as long as there's a Mankind in the world, you've got ONE chance in hell.

I understand everyone believes that I achieved my dream last week, but there's one last dream in the live of Mick Foley, and that is the main event of the biggest show in the world - WrestleMania. As far as I'm concerned, well, a WrestleMania just is not a WrestleMania without Stone Cold Steve Austin in the main event. So publicly, I'm going to state that there is nothing I would like better than to wrestle Steve Austin at WrestleMania - not because I don't like him but because when I think about the possibilities, by God, it makes my skin break out, and I can guarantee that mankind and Stone Cold would tear the house down at WrestleMania."

[The Rock unterbricht zu diesem Zeitpunkt, mit Vince und Shane McMahon im Schlepptau. Nach einer Einleitung von Shane McMahon kommt The Rock auf Mankind und den Titel zu sprechen.]

The Rock: "These people WANT the Rock as the WWF Champ! [Buhrufe.] These people NEED the Rock as their WWF Champ! [Lautere Buhrufe.] They want a man who's intelligent, they want a man who's articulate, and they want a man who's pretty damn good lookin' on top of all that. Mankind, the millions, my God and the millions of the Rock's fans WANT the Rock their WWF Champ! Mankind, the least your unworthy ass can do is give the Rock what is rightfully his, and that's a shot at his WWF title - Royal Rumble - 1999!"

Mankind: "Well, you're right about a lot of things, Rock, but uh, I've already beaten your ass twice [Jubel.] - there's uh, there's no third try, Rock - you're simply not Championship material!"

The Rock: "It can be a no disqualification match as well."

Mankind: "Well, Rock, uh - I smell what you're cookin' - doesn't smell all that good, you see we've already been there, we've already done that - I'm gonna have to take a pass on that one, Rock."

The Rock: "No count out as well!"

Mankind: "No disqualification, no countout, no thank you, Rock, not good enough for me."

The Rock: "The Rock guaran-damn-tees that not one member of Team Corporate will be around at ringside."

Mankind: "Well Rock, I think I know what you oughta do, and that's check your own self into the Smack Down Hotel - and walk your monkey ass down to the corner of Knowyourrole Boulevard and Jabronie Drive because YOU get no title shot!"

The Rock: "Well, The Rock says that you should take your sock, put it on and then feel around between his legs, 'cause he obviously has nothing there. Obviously The Rock quits in trying to get your monkey ass-"

Mankind: "I accept! You and I at the Royal Rumble in an 'I Quit' match! There will be no disqualification, no count out, no Corporate members at ringside, no stopping the match for excessive bloodloss - because there will be excessive bloodloss - no knockouts, an 'I Quit' match. I won't use any submission holds, you see what I'm going to do, very simply, is beat the living hell out of you until you cannot take any more and you look up at me with that ridiculous eyebrow and you say the two magic words, Rock, 'I quit!'"

Vince McMahon: "Now that we have established - now that we have established that the Rock is the #1 Contender at the Royal Rumble for the WWF Championship, what makes you think you'll be the Champion, in less than two weeks time? Because tonight, in THAT ring, you will defend the WWF Championship, and by God, tonight, you'll defend it against KANE."

Mankind: "Vince you remember one thing - I am the WWF Champion until I'm not - if you smeellllllllalalalala, what the SOCK is cookin'!"
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