"When I broke JoJo Miller's guns"

Kevin Kelly: "Mankind, in tonight's Cage Match, it looks like Ken Shamrock is looking for blood and The Rock is looking for glory. What are you looking for?"

Mankind: "Oh Kevin Kelly, I'm looking for an end to world hunger, but I don't really expect that to happen at that match. But I'm going to overlook the stupidity of this question because I'm used to stupidity all my life. When I broke JoJo Miller's guns because I wanted them, in retrospect that was probably a stupid thing. When I saw a grown man urinating at an electric fence, I thought that that was a stupid thing. The president of this country sacrificing a nation for a girl that even I would've turned down in high school... is probably a stupid thing! But of all the stupid things I've seen in my life, NOTHING rivals the People's Elbow for sheer stupidity. So if you think that Mankind in a pay per view match in a steel cage match is gonna lay down [...] you're even stupider than I look.

And Ken Shamrock, as far as you looking out for blood, well I have news for you: You see I've trained inside a museum with 'Spaceman' Frank Hickey - AND I AM READY! Sugar coated testies, is that a new breakfast cereal?"

- Beim angesprochenen "Spaceman" Frank Hickey handelt es sich um eine Independent-Kultfigur der Fünfziger und Sechziger