"We are determined to make Tod Gordon a broke man"

Paul E. Dangerously: "You know, there's a lot of people that would probably like to know what the hell is goin' on here. There are a lot of people that are probably wondering if it's true, if the money of the Dangerous Alliance has merged with the pure wrestling genius of 'Hot Stuff' Eddie Gilbert and Hot Stuff International, if there's actually been a merger between the two most talented forces in all of wrestling. The answer is yes, and why?

Why here, why now? Why not in New York? Why not in Atlanta, or Las Vegas, or in California? Why not in Dallas, Texas? Why here in ECW? Why bring the greatest Intercontinental Heavyweight Champion of all time, the man that gave credence to the belt? Why take Superfly Jimmy Snuka from the top of a steel cage in Madison Square Garden, twenty-five feet down?! Why take 'Hot Stuff' Eddie Gilbert? Why put Paul E. Dangerously in the ECW?

'Cause we are determined to make Tod Gordon a broke man. 'Cause I don't think anybody in Pennsylvania has enough guts to see what Eddie Gilbert, Don Muraco, and Superfly Jimmy Snuka have to offer. I've always said that if you're a Pennsylvanian, you're a born scumbag, and in my opinion, Tod Gordon's gonna have arenas about as full as a Jack in the Box in the Pacific Northwest! You're goin' out of business 'cause there's not a person in Pennsylvania with enough guts to see what we have to offer."