"I am a one-man conglomerate"

John Bradshaw Layfield: "The two biggest dotconomies in the world are recurring because I am here. [Buhrufe der Fans] I create excitement whether I start the show or I close the show, I agree with you people, I forever will be the main event!

The country's smallest state has the world's biggest star and Matt Hardy gets in the ring with JBL. Matt Hardy, who has a slogan: 'I will not die'. Let's see... you get fired from your job, you lose your girlfriend and all you can do is say: 'Wah, wah, wah, on the Internet, somebody please help me, because I don't have the guts.' and all you can come up with is some cheap-ass t-shirt that says 'I will not die'.

How 'bout this, Matt... why don't you tell the truth and put on your little t-shirt you're sellin' to your little Internet geek friends: 'I wish I were dead'. Because tonight is the pinnacle of your career, tonight, Matt Hardy, you get in the ring - you will be destroyed, but you get in the ring with JBL! You will forever say: 'I knew the media maven', 'cause you can look on FOX News, you can look on thestreet.com, you can look on my syndicated radio show and know that I am a one-man conglomerate. And most importantly, Matt Hardy finally gets what he wants and what his girlfriend wish he were... he gets to step in the ring with the main event... the greatest WWE Champion of all time, the man who carries SmackDown... [JBL wird von Matt Hardys Musik unterbrochen und kurz darauf von ihm hinterrücks attackiert]"