"The numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for you"

Lauren: "Scott Steiner, it's going to be a three way for the TNA Heavyweight Title at Sacrifice between you, Kurt Angle and Samoa Joe. Now, before you get there, you have an important step tonight, as you and X-Division champion Petey Williams take on the unlikely duo of Kurt Angle and Samoa Joe."

Scott Steiner: "You know they say all men are created equal. But you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50-50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal. So you got a 25 per cent - at best - to beat me. And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastically go down. You see, the three way at Sacrifice you got a 33 and 1/3 chance of winning. But I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning cause Kurt Angle knows he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try. So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 and 1/3 chance, minus my 25 per cent chance and you got an 8 and 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. [Petey Williams schüttelt ungläubig den Kopf] But then you take my 75 per cent chance of winning if it goes one on one and then add the 66 and 2/3 per cent chance, I got a 141 and 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice. See, but I'm gonna break it down for you, ladies. Would you rather be with me or would you rather be with Joe?"

Lauren: "Well I think Joe is kinda nice... I mean, you know."

Scott Steiner: "So you are one of those girls that like romance. I'm gonna talk to all my freaks out there. Would you rather come home to me, a Genetic Freak, to be satisfied every night or go home to that fat ass Samoa Joe? See tonight, we're gonna win and I'm gonna be the World Champion at Sacrifice. Come on, Petey."

Petey Williams: "Hey Scotty, just as you always say: Big Poppa Pump has got your hook-up, the Maple Leaf Muscle is who you need to look up. Holler if ya hear that."