"Not liver spot, not dog Spot, not anybody's spot, my spot"

Kevin Nash: "[als Arn Anderson verkleidet] I take care of Horsemen business. Before I go any further: Let me all of the Horsemen out here know one thing: Guys, the beer is on ice. You know something, it's pretty ironic that on Labour Day WCW would decide to honor me cause anybody who followed my career knows one thing: You were always wondering when I was gonna go into labour.

You know I sat back that day and I watched that highlight tape of my career and I said to myself: You know: I'm a guy of average size, average speed, average quickness, average looks, average intelligence, average carpentry skills - but you know what? I parlayed that into a wrestling career that I might say so myself was quite excellent. But you know something? Four months ago, I had a neck injury. Subsequently I lost the feeling in my hand, my left hand. The significance of that: That's the hand I open beer with. But you know something? I willed myself back from that injury. I got to the gym - I didn't do anything there, I walked around - but I got to the gym. And you know what? I started a comeback.

But about a week ago, I went to the neighborhood bar, I bellied up against the bar like only I can and a fat broad - that's right, a fat broad - came up and smacked me in the back. That sent a chill down me... same fat broads that've been following the Horsemen for twenty years. But as I looked at that longneck laying on that cheap industrial grey carpentry, I said to myself: How ironic. That wasn't so much that I was out three dollars and 75 cents, what it was to me was sand tickin' down through the hourglass - and everybody knows, so are the days of our lives.

You know one thing you can say, when Arn Anderson was comin' to town - beside the fact that I left a lot of unpaid bartabs - was Arn Anderson was comin' to town. And you knew if I was on the card, how I was gonna give you 100 per cent - no matter how drunk, how hung over I was. I was gonna give you all ahead. And back in those days before the nWo you eight people that bought those tickets got one heck of a show. But you know what? As I come out here tonight, I ask you people: Don't remember how I used to be. Remember me how I look right now. [zum als Steve McMichael verkleideten Konnan] Good, Mongo!

[wendet sich an den als Curt Hennig verkleideten Buff Bagwell] That puts me to you. Wait a second, I don't wanna fight you, cause I ain't one for twenty years. What I got for you is a challenge, because as much as I wanna be a Horseman, I know if I come out here right now, I'd not only put him in danger, I would also put my best friends in danger and I can't do that. So what I'm doing tonight is I got a challenge to you. And I ain't got much to offer you, cause the beer is already spoken for. But what I do got is I got a spot. A spot with the Four Horsemen. Not just a spot, not a liver spot, not a 'Spot' like your dog Spot. No not just any spot – but myyyyy spot. So I need to know right now: Do you accept it? My spot - not liver spot, not dog Spot, not anybody's spot, MY spot to become a Four Horsemen. Not my spot, anybody's spot, liver spot, dog Spot, MY spot."

- Mit dieser Parodie veralberte Kevin Nash Arn Andersons emotionalen Rücktritt eine Woche zuvor. Das Segment sorgte hinter den Kulissen für großen Ärger, da Arn Anderson und Ric Flair die Parodie nach eigener Schilderung sehr persönlich nahmen - speziell wegen der Ver­hoh­ne­pi­pe­lung von Andersons Alkoholproblemen. Angeblich soll Anderson sogar mit seiner Kündigung gedroht haben. Eric Bischoff erklärte im Nachhinein auch, dass er bereute, die Parodie so zugelassen zu haben. Nash wiederum erklärte später in einem Interview, dass Arn die Parodie locker aufgenommen hätte und sich erst im Nachhinein von seinem Umfeld aufgestachelt erbost darüber gezeigt hätte.