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"I tried to be network about this, I tried to be a gentleman"

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Promo Data
Title:
"I tried to be network about this, I tried to be a gentleman"
Worker(s):
Date:
12.03.2000
Joey Styles: "I am Joey Styles..."

Joel Gertner: "And well, well, well. It is I, the quintessential studmuffin, Joel...

This girl I know
wanted to see the show
Live here in Connecticut
So I told her
to bend over
And I'd show her, where I'd stick it

For fourtyfive minutes she proceded to tease and please and lick it.
But when all was said and done, you know, I made her buy a ticket

...Gertner"

[Gertner will das Mic an Joey Styles zurückgeben, doch da erscheint Cyrus in der Halle]

Cyrus: "Excuse me, excuse me. I guess... I guess we all know, what I am. I guess we all know, what I am... I'm Network! I'm TNN!

You see, Gertner, that type of insidious, disguisting promo is exactly, what we at the network don't like. It's bad enough, that we have to put up with you every week on TNN, but of course you deliver to that all important eightteen to thirtyfour year old gay male demographic.

Wait a minute. So you know what, Joel? I suggest you go back to whatever drive-through you get on the way over here and let the greatest color commentator in all of wrestling handle this pay per view. Okay?"

Joel Gertner: "Cyrus, what you don't understand is an ECW pay per view production, not a TNN Network production. Which means I don't have to watch my mouth quite so much, asshole. And you, you have absolutly no jurisdiction. So why don't you get to stepping and leave me to do, what you try to do on pay per view also poorly!"

Cyrus: "Joel, I tried to be network about this, I tried to be a gentleman. Let me put this in a terminology that even you can understand: Get your fat ass outta here or I am gonna beat your ass right here on pay per view! [Die Fans feuern Gertner nun lautstark zu einem Duell mit Cyrus an] Get out of here or I am gonna beat the crap out of you, you fat bastard!"

Joel Gertner: "You wanna do it now? Well do it now!"

[Entsetzt schreit derweil Joey Styles auf und fragt Gertner, ob dieser verrückt sei. Doch als Gertner seine Halskrause abnimmt, fordert auch er Gertner auf sich Cyrus vorzuknöpfen.]

Cyrus: "Joel, Joel, listen! Calm down! Listen Joel, I don't wanna fight. Joel, I hate violence, I don't wanna fight. I didn't know you'd get that hard about it. But if it means that much to you, Joel. God bless you, you'll do the pay per view, I'll just leave. You do the pay per view!"

[Cyrus deutet an zu gehen und Gertner fällt Styles begeistert in die Arme, doch wird dann plötzlich von Cyrus mit einem Superkick niedergestreckt.]
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