"Once upon a time there was a Little Angle... and a Little Regal"

The Rock: "Finally, The Rock has come back to Little Rock!

You know, the Brahma Bull and the Rattlesnake have never got along, never been friends - probably never will be - but tonight, it's different, because we have common enemies in William Regal and Kurt Angle. And you see, The Rock knows his opponents a lot better than they think. So seeing this, we're in Little Rock... The Rock has got a little story.

Once upon a time, many many many many years ago, there was a Little Angle... and a Little Regal. And Little Regal used a fly to the USA and pay his little friend a visit. And Little Regal used to knock on Little Angle's door. Little Angle would answer the door and Little Regal would say this: "I say Little Angle, in an act of good will, would you please come outside so I can play with your ball?". And Little Angle would reply and he'd say this: "No! It's my ball! Only I can touch my little ball! Nobody else! It's mine mine mine mine mine!". Arguing back and forth, keeping the neighborhood up all night long, until they were paid a visit from Little Rock.

And Little Rock would walk up to Little Angle and Little Regal and he'd say this: "Little Angle! Little Regal!" - Yes, puberty came early for Little Rock. - "The Rock has got a solution for both of your problems.". So The Rock says this: He's gonna take Little Angle's ball and place it in Little Regal's hand. And then The Rock is gonna take the ball and the hand, turn them sideways and stick 'em straight up Little Angle's CANDY ASS! That way, everybody's happy. Little Angle gets to keep the ball and Little Regal gets to touch the ball. A happy ending to this little story.

Now, all entertaining aside, The Rock... all entertaining aside. Tonight, on SmackDown!, The Rock and Austin against Angle and Regal and The Rock says this: You two jabronis get ready for the international asskicking of a lifetime! If ya' smell what The Rock is cooking!"