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"We want Shawn to stand there and see two men staring back at him"

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Promo Data
Title:
"We want Shawn to stand there and see two men staring back at him"
Date:
17.11.2008
John Morrison: "Shhhh. Sh sh sh sh."

The Miz: "This Sunday is Survivor Series. And to service all of you, John Morrison and The Miz, will break down the Survivor Series Traditional Elimination Tag Team Match we're in. First, our team is captained by JBL."

Morrison: "[hustet] Woulda been better."

Miz: "Dude, I dominated the gauntlet. I was captain of three teams at Normandy High School. Now, see, you can't argue with a former WWE champion. And one of the only people in America who is thriving financially in this economy."

Morrison: "As long as he's leading us towards victory, and not Krispy Kreme, he's good enough to be our captain. Which brings us to our next partner, MVP. He's the highest paid athlete in SmackDown history. Which, at the rate he's been winning matches lately, averages out to about 1.356 million dollars per victory. That's good work if you can get it."

Miz: "But he's the longest reigning United States champion in SmackDown history. And he's got some sick bling, son. So tagging with The Miz and John Morrison might be the thing he needs. To be once again be Ballin'!"

Morrison: "I've been ballin' since the fifth grade. Our other partner is the Big Red Monster, Kane."

Miz: "The Big Red Machine. He did the movie 'See No Evil'. I haven't seen it. But the fact that he's doing it, I gotta respect that."

Morrison: "But, he's got a history of mental illness and a affinity for torture and a power over fire."

Miz: "Yeah, that's why we're gonna stop talking about him right now. Let's keep rolling."

Morrison: "All those three guys have the distinct honor and privilege of tagging up with the single greatest tag team of the 21st century. John Morrison and The Miz."

Miz: "Now, let's take a look at our opponents. Ha. People been saying that we're at disadvantage because they have the eight foot tall, almost eight foot tall, Great Khali. [die Zuschauer jubeln] Hey, he makes out with fat chicks, grow up."

Morrison: "See, all these people are wrong because standing right next to the eight foot giant Punjabi Playboy is the four foot tall Mexican Midget Rey Mysterio. [Miz geht auf die Knie und veralbert Mysterio] Yaddda da hay.....ai ai ai. And you see, if you average the two, about eight foot and four foot, that's an average about two six foot tall men. That's hardly an imposing challenge."

Miz: "It's simple math, really."

Morrison: "Science."

Miz: "Next up is Cryme Tyme. Cryme Tyme. Ha. Their strategy, I mean, they're not bad partners or anything, but their strategy probably goes something like: they get disqualified, then they go back in the locker room, they're the first ones there, so they steal everyone's money, they go to a shopping mall and buy their bling."

Morrison: "Let's be honest, the only real ice these guys are rocking is keeping their forties cold. Which brings us to Captain High Pants, their team captain, Shawn Michaels. Now right off the bat, Shawn's at a huge disadvantage, because between Cryme Tyme, Rey Mysterio, The Great Khali - none of those guys speak english. How are they gonna communicate out there?"

Miz: "But Shawn's not a future first ballot hall-of-famer for nothing. I mean, it's not gonna be any surprise if he's the last person standing on their team. And actually, we're hoping for that."

Morrison: "We are hoping for that. Because we want Shawn to stand there and see two men staring back at him. The Miz and John Morrison. We want Shawn Michaels to realize that he's becoming a stepping stone. Not just for us to become the greatest superstars in the WWE today, not just for us to become the greatest tag team of the 21st century. But for us to become the greatest two superstars in WWE history."

Miz: "And at that moment, Shawn will realize, at Survivor Series as in life, there are winners and there are losers."

Miz & Morrison: "Be Jealous!"
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