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"You're so predictable that I have to fast-forward you on my DVR"

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"You're so predictable that I have to fast-forward you on my DVR"
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Date:
19.06.2009
Edge: "With all of the, eh, 'hooplah' surrounding CM Punk becoming the World Heavyweight champion [leichte Buhrufe] and Jeff Hardy facing him at The Bash for the championship, a HUGE travesty has been overlooked. You see, I was ROBBED. I was robbed of my contractually mandated rematch. Hey, and don't talk to me about that Triple Threat fiasco this last Monday on RAW, okay? Because Teddy Long put me in a match, where the odds are stacked against me. What else is new? [andauernde Buhrufe]

So, so instead of being in the main event, instead of having my, MY World Heavyweight championship around my waist, what happens? What happens? I find myself here tonight facing off against... John Morrison? John Morrison isn't fit to breathe the same air as me, let alone step foot in this ring with me. But you know what? You know what, John? Actually, I feel pity for you..."

[John Morrisons Musik unterbricht Edge.]

Edge: "Look who we have here. Another kid who wants to be me. Failing miserably, obviously. Which one are you? Siegfried or Roy? Okay? Nice outfit there, furboy."

John Morrison: "Yeah, because everybody wants to be Edge... But I gotta hand it to you, man, that was actually pretty entertaining. Well, I can't remember the last time you said anything entertaining."

Edge: "Oh yeah? Well, how about I remind..."

John Morrison: "That's the problem, you USED to be entertaining. You USED to be innovative. Instead of standing out here, talking about stuff, you used to actually DO stuff. But, you see, now you're so predictable that I have to fast-forward you on my DVR."

Edge: [konsterniert] "Predictable? How did I get preditable?"

John Morrison: "It's the same EVERY week. Wah, I didn't get my rematch, eh. Jim Horton's are all out of doughnuts, eh. I speak with a sorry Canadian accent, eh. I couldn't get tickets to see Celine Dion, eh. My ex-wife is a big fat pig." [Jubel]

Edge: "OKAY, ENOUGH! ENOUGH! I'm the one around here, who interrupts people..."

John Morrison: [macht Edge nach] "I'm the one around here, who interrupts people... What are you gonna complain about next? Your goofy boots, your bobble-head, your bug-eyes? How about I give you something to complain about. [lauter Jubel] After this match, you're gonna be complaining about getting your face kicked in by the Friday-night-delight, John Morrison!"
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