"Six more days and you find out that 'The Real World' has been canceled"

John Cena: "First things first: Mister Trump, Mister Donald Trump, my hat is off to you, Sir. Guys, tonight we all get to be part of a WWE Championship Match, a Last Man Standing Match, we get to see Triple H and Randy Orton! And on top of that, the Donald has said tonight we're going commercial-free. Tonight, he even put me in a match with the Big Show. [Fans reagieren negativ] I know I know, but check this out, and this is what I'm most proud of: If you hold on to your ticket stuffs, when the show is over, you all are gonna get free money. The guy has been here two minutes, and he already knows how to make a statement. Mister Trump, my hat is off to you.

You see, because he's already done with so many superstars, each and every week, trying to do, and that's a statement. There is one in particular that comes in mind. I want you all to watch this real quick, tell me what you think. [John Cena zeigt ein Video mit den Anti-Cena-Statements von The Miz] Ouya, that's Miz, he always got something so --- interesting to say. You know what, I think we should find out what he has to say this week, let's bring him on down here."

[The Miz kommt heraus und bleibt auf der Rampe stehen]

The Miz: "You want to know what I have to say this week Cena? What else is there? I have said everything and anything to you, and you have done absolutely nothing. Because you are a coward!"

John Cena: "Well that's, that's a strange word choice, you're calling me a coward, where I'm standing right here and you are aaaaalll the way over there."

[Miz läuft unter "You Suck" Chants zum Ring und stellt sich direkt vor Cena]

The Miz: "You're a coward!"

John Cena: "Normally, this would be the portion of the show where The Miz starts to pick up his own teeth. But but but wait wait wait wait wait we have such a good start, I'm not gonna do that, not tonight, as a matter of fact, just for coming down here I'm gonna give you exactly what you want. [Miz macht die Really-Geste] Really?"

The Miz: "Really?"

John Cena: "You wanted to, you wanted to be Mister Monday Night, you wanted to be the most valuable entity on RAW, hold on on that brass ring, you wanted to be AWESOME. Congratulations, you've got your chance. But what we have here is an old classic case of good news – bad news. The good news is, for the first time ever, The Miz will mainevent a pay per view this Sunday at the Bash, when he has a match, with me. It's pretty good, right? The bad news is [Cenas Miene verfinstert sich], this Sunday at the Bash, the Miz has a main event pay per view match with ME!

You see, for two month now, you've come out every day running your mouth saying whatever the hell you wanted to try to get me rattle. You know who you're dealing with? I put my life on the line at Hammerstein Ballroom and came out at one piece, I was booed out of the Hall of Fame, I've had any 50.000 people telling me I can't wrestle on the grandest stage of them all, and I am still here, jack!

I don't get rattle. You wanna know what rattle is? Rattle is when you hear your bones and your neck start to crack when I got you locked in that STF and you're crying for me to let go, rattle, rattle is that first time my hand hits you and half of your face goes numb. Rattle, rattle will be when you finally get in that ring on Sunday, you look around and you see all the eyes are on you, and you realize you brought a knife to a gunfight. That's the way I see it. Six days, six more days and then you realize that you don't belong here. Six more days and you find out that 'The Real World' has been canceled. Six more days before you get it in your thick head what everybody already knows. You're not a reality-show-has-been, you're a WWE-never-was.

And this right here, this is the part of the show, where you put your tail between your legs, you turn around, you go through that curtain, you sit down in that locker-room and you pray, you pray to whatever you believe in, that Sunday you just make it out in one piece."

[Miz verpasst Cena einen Schlag ins Gesicht und rennt davon. Cena lacht nur und zeigt mit den Fingern sechs Tage an]

Credit @ JoJo