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"Why don't you try living a straight edge lifestyle?"

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"Why don't you try living a straight edge lifestyle?"
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Date:
01.07.2009
CM Punk: "Are you proud of yourself, Jeff? I could have been seriously injured last week. And you got a lot of nerve, faking an eye injury and leaving me in the ring to fend for myself - especially considering you're the one, who injured my eye in the first place. As far as what you said earlier about me making the whole thing up - coming out here with your cute eye patch, mocking me - I wanna show you something, Jeff.

This [hält ein kleines, weißes Fläschchen hoch] is Polymyxin B Sulfate. I have to apply this to my eye three times a day. The only way you obtain this, is with a description from a doctor. Now, I know, you know a thing or two about subscription medication. What I don't think you realize, is that you have to go to a doctor to legally obtain some. [anfänglich leichte Buhrufe werden immer lauter] Unlike you, Jeff, this is the only foreign substance I will allow in my body. So, if you wanna imitate me, why don't you try living a clean lifestyle? Why don't you try living a straight edge lifestyle?

Jeff, you've got two strikes. You know how many I have? ...Zero. Jeff, you know how many times I've been suspended? ...Zero! You know how many times I've been to a rehab facility? ...That's right: ZERO! And you know what your chances are of beating me at Night of Champions? ... Zero."
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