"In fact, most of you spell and speak French already"

Sgt. Slaughter: "Thank you, thank you. First of all I'd like to say: What an honor and it is my privilege to stand in front of all you proud Canadians as your special Guest Host here tonight. I respect our neighbors of the North. That's why my first official assignment as guest gost tonight, is to lead you all in a salute to the Canadian Flag.

[Auf dem Titantron wird die kanadische Flagge gezeigt, worauf das Publikum mit Jubel reagiert. Kurz darauf wird die Flagge durchgestrichen und die Zuschauer quittieren das mit Buhrufen]

But then, I realized, if it wasn't for Uncle Sam and that good, good old US of A all of you Canadians would be speaking Russian and French right now! In fact, most of you spell and speak French already. It's embarrassing, you maggots take the United States presence - you take the United States protection for granted ['Asshole'-Chants].

That's why I've come up with a better idea. I demand each and everyone of you to stand – stand up all of those chairs. Place your right hand over your hearts and pay your respects to the greatest country in the world. I pledge Allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands for, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. You're dismissed!"