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"Hygienically the Great One's breath has never been fresher"

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Title:
"Hygienically the Great One's breath has never been fresher"
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Date:
02.10.2009
The Rock: "Hello. Apparently Dwayne Johnson has returned to Friday Night. And I've just like to say-- You know what? Wait a minute. That's not right, that doesn't feel right. Let's do it again. One more time.

[Cut.]

Technically the People's Champion has found his way to the WWE.-- No, that's not it. That's not it. We gotta do it again. One more time.

[Cut. Eine Dame macht die Klappe vor der Kamera, Rock spricht sie an] Seriously, that's too loud...

Hygienically the Great One's breath has never been fresher. [grinst überbordend] That's the one! [ins Off gerichtet] That's not the one? You don't have to tell me that. One more. That's not it.

[Cut.]

Spiritually the Brahma Bull is at one with nature.-- Wow, that sucked. I'm searching for something. Right from in here, I'll find it.

[Cut. Die Dame macht erneut die Klappe vor der Kamera]

Great job, Michelle. By the way, who in the blue hell is Dolph Ziggler? [lacht] I know, I know, what a name. His hair. Alright, I'm sorry. I'm ready to go.

[Cut.]

[ins Off] Thank you, Jackie. That my latte? Finally. [grübelt kurz] Wait. Wait a minute. That's it. Finally. [zieht sein Hemd aus, lässt sich ein Mikro geben] Finally.

[Rock schwenkt ab hier um vom normalen Plauderton Dwayne Johnsons in die altbekannte, extrovertierte Rock-Sprechart]

Finally on the show he started. The show he put on the map. The show that was named after him. FINALLY The Rock has come back to SmackDown!

[ins Off] You take this mic, you shine it up real nice, turn it sideways and stick it straight-- I'm ok.

Ten years! Ten years SmackDown has been on the air. The Rock was there when it all began. From the very first time The Rock said the magic words that changed the English language forever: Laying the smackdown on all your candyasses! From dropping the most electrifying move in all of Sports-Entertainment, the People's Elbow. From unleashing the Rock Bottom. To the time The Rock's baby left him and he found a new place to dwell. [singend] Well it's down at the end of Jabroni Drive at SmackDown Hotel... To the very first ti-- [ins Off] I know I sound good. I'm The Rock. It's Smackdown! From the very first time The Rock walked out on SmackDown. As WWE Champion. And every single person in the arena, from Berlin to Boston, was chanting The Rock's name. [Fans chanten 'Rocky']

Now, ten years later, ten years. No, The Rock doesn't want to go on, he wants to hear it again, cause it felt good. It's SmackDown. The Rock's show. They were chanting the Rock's name. [Fans chanten noch einen Ticken lauter 'Rocky']

Now, ten years later, ten years later, who's champion now? Some guy named CM Punk. Straight Edge dude, doesn't drink, doesn't smoke. Always sits down when he's using the toilet. Yeah, that guy, you know who he is. Well, I say, you shouldn't call him CM Punk. No, no, no, no. You should be called BM Punk. Yeah. BM for bowel movement. Which is what the audience wants to take every time you open you mouth to start talking. The Rock has never faced Punk. But I have faced Punk's opponent. Punk's opponent who he'll face this Sunday. His name is The Undertaker.

Now, The Rock and The Undertaker have history. We made history. All around the world we made history. Sold out arenas all around the world. The Rock was whooping the Undertaker's ass all around the world. And-- [ins Off] Ok, well. I didn't. No, not technically. I didn't whip the Undertaker's ass-- No. Ok, it was just one time. One time I won, but it was just by disqualification. No, you know what. Guys, let's just edit. Let's edit.

[weiterhin ins Off] What do you mean 'why'? I tell you why. Because The Undertaker is six foot ten and he weighs 350 pounds, that's why. And I don't wanna get tombstoned. So, take it out. I'm sorry. Are you arguing with me? Come here, come here! [Der Producer tritt vor die Kamera]

Have you ever been tombstoned? [Der Produzent stottert vor sich hin, Rock äfft ihn nach] Am, dahm, hamdahm, shut your mouth! You think, that the Tombstone is just some kind of pleasant experience? [Der Produzent möchte antworten...] It doesn't matter what you think! I love your shirt, is that Prada? [reisst ihm das Hemd auf, erschreckt vor den Brusthaaren] Shave that! That's disturbing. [schickt den Producer wieder ins Off]

But not as disturbing as this Sunday night. This Sunday night, Hell In A Cell, there's going to be a new World Champion. The Rock says there's going to be a new World Champion! A new era on SmackDown will be born. But make no mistake about it. No matter what, no matter what, this show will always belong to the jabroni-beating, pie-eating, has no peer, has no flaw - now that he's tried SmackDown, maybe it's time The Rock guest hosts RAW! The Rock will be the most electrifying host this show has ever seen. The People's Champ, The Rock, there's only one. Get ready! If ya smeeeeeelllll what The Rock is-- [lässt die Kamera heranzoomen] cookin'."
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