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"I've got the brass to fire your ass"

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"I've got the brass to fire your ass"
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19.10.1998
[Das gesamte Roster versammelt sich im Ring, während Balloons und Konfetti von der Hallendecke herabregnen. Schließlich wird Vince McMahon angekündigt, der zusammen mit seinen Lakaien unter Buhrufen und "Asshole"-Sprechchören auf die Rampe gefahren wird.]

Vince McMahon: "May I have your attention, please?! ["Asshole!"] May I have your attention? I have a very important announcement to make as relates to the World Wrestling Federation championship. As a result of an individual who is no longer gainfully employed here in the World Wrestling Federation we have no World Wrestling Federation champion, as we speak. However, I assure you, that on the night of November 15th at the Survivor Series--as a matter of fact, I guarantee you... oh oh, there goes that word again: I guarantee you! Nonetheless, I guarantee you that on November 15th at the end of that evening we will have an undisputed WWF champion, because on that night, at the Survivor Series, sixteen WWF Superstars will compete in a one-night tournament to determine just who will be the next undisputed WWF champion.

Now, as far as some of the events of last night are concerned: Seems as though some of you are in a state of shock, some of you are in a state of disbelief. ["Asshole! Asshole!"] If I am, I'm damn proud of it! Some of you are certainly in a state of shock as--Did Vince McMahon really fire Stone Cold Steve Austin last night? Well, for the benefit of those of you who did not join us on pay per view, last night at Judgment Day--how appropriate: Judgment Day! Let me repeat the words I said to Stone Cold Steve Austin: 'Austin, screw you! You're fired!' How did Austin take this news? Well, I show you how he took this news, on the TitanTron; if you'll direct your attention, someone from the production will put up a freeze frame of Stone Cold Steve Austin's face. And as soon as Stone Cold heard those words, Stone Cold had that look on his face. A look of disbelief! He could not believe he had just been fired. Austin, as a matter of fact, started mumbling about something about hunting season or going hunting--I didn't know what he meant until this morning someone told me that rumor was, Austin was indeed hunting. Hunting for a job!

Austin, if you ever come into a World Wrestling Federation arena again, then you'll do so just like this capacity crowd: You'll have to buy a ticket, Austin! ["Asshole! Asshole!"] So, what did it feel like? Many of you are saying to yourself, 'My god, what's it like to be Vince McMahon? What's it like to have the balls to fire Stone Cold Steve Austin?' I really wondered. I wondered if Austin provoked me, how I would feel. And last night I searched. And last night, when I fired Austin, I'll admit it felt pretty damn good. At the end of the evening, after asking that question again, I was convinced it felt great. And then, this morning--you know, when you look into that mirror, bright and early, when you first get up, that soul-searching--Alright, Vince McMahon, how did you feel after firing Stone Cold Steve Austin? You know what it felt like to me this morning? IT WAS BETTER THAN SEX!

Which brings me as to why each and everyone of you stand before me as WWF Superstars. Hopefully, you all learned the lesson that Stone Cold learned last night. Hopefully, no one in that ring will EVER cross the boss, because none of you are as big as Vince McMahon! [Buhrufe] You know, Austin 3:16 paraphenalia out there, T-shirts, what have you? Another rumor going around... that it's going like hotcakes, because now Austin 3:16--that's a collector's item, you see! Now there's a new expression. A new expression that's gonna be sweeping the nation, sweeping the globe; and that's McMahon 3:16! [Buhrufe] And McMahon 3:16 says, I've got the brass to fire your ass. Thank you very much! Thank you, Gentlemen!"
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