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"I figured out all that I have to do is end Jeff Hardy"

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"I figured out all that I have to do is end Jeff Hardy"
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Date:
14.08.2009
CM Punk: "So, Teddy Long says that Summerslam's Tables, Ladders & Chairs match is Jeff Hardy's specialty. Well, it wouldn't be the first that Teddy is wrong. When it comes to ladders nobody's better than me. I've proven that time in and time out with consistency. As far as chairs go, well, you just saw last week the damage I can do when I get my hands on a steel chair. You don't have to be a WWE historian to know this next little chestnut. I've competed in two back to back Money In The Bank ladder matches at Wrestlemania, and both times I've come out victorious. So I can sit here tonight, waste my time and try to tell you people the difference between right and wrong, I can waste my breath and try to tell you the importance of virtues like honesty and integrity, but I know you're all just slaves, you're all slaves to Jeff Hardy and his hip, little 'in the moment'-propaganda. Besides, anything I do or say will just make you cheer and love Jeff Hardy that much more. So I figured out what I have to do to make you people see the light. I figured out the daunting task ahead of me to get you to understand what you have to do to live a healthier lifestyle. A lifestyle where maybe you people are productive members of society, where you actually contribute to society, instead of contributing to the statistics of alcoholism and drug abuse. I figured out all that I have to do is end--Jeff--Hardy. And believe me when I say I want to do it the same way I live my life: the right way, straight up, one on one, me and Jeff, no outside ring enforcers with family ties, so he's conflicted on what to do. Just Jeff--and me, and the World Heavyweight Championship hanging above the ring, and T--L--C. But it's typical to Jeff to screw everything up in his life like he always has, he's, he's already well on his way to screwin' this up because I heard Jeff's not even gonna make it to Summerslam. Yeah, that's right. Trust me, nobody is more disappointed than me. I heard the injuries Jeff sustained last week are so severe that he'll not even get a chance..."

[Theodore Longs Musik unterbricht Punk.]

Teddy Long: "CM Punk, what you did last week was deplorable. Now, do you realize that you could have ended Jeff Hardy's career, do you realize that? But I tell you what, before you start makin' alternative plans for Summerslam, I came out here to tell you that Jeff Hardy will be here tonight. [lauter Jubel] But as we understandably know he's in no condition to compete. But he has assured me that he will be ready to face you at Summerslam. No, don't thank too long on that, player. Because tonight you're going to go one on one with the man that you have yet to beat here on Smackdown, John Morrison."

CM Punk: "You know, you know what? I'm through with you, I'm sick of you, you're just a Jeff Hardy suck up like all these people, that's all you are. Tonight, I'm gonna beat John Morrison, and then at Summerslam, I'm gonna beat your poster boy, I'm gonna beat your hero..."

[Jeff Hardys Musik wird eingespielt und dieser begibt sich unter lautem Jubel und 'Hardy'-Rufen zum Ring.]

Jeff Hardy: "I am hurt, but I'm here IN YOUR FACE! And nothing will stop me, I will endure the pain and defend my championship at Summerslam, Punk!"
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