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"Neither of you two is... cool"

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Title:
"Neither of you two is... cool"
Date:
02.04.2005
Roddy Piper: "Thank you for the honor of the Hall of Fame. Now, let's move on and make history! Wrestlemania 21! I said, who's the baddest man in the WWE? I hear Stone Cold Steve Austin! Hell yeah! Who's the meanest man, I asked, in the WWE? Hell yes! I hear. Who's the lowdownest rattlesnake, butt-kicking son of an unnamed goat? Hell yeah! I say. Who is the biggest rebel in the history of the WWF? ... Bullshit! I say, I gotta see this guy. Let's bring him on! Ladies and gentlemen, STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!"

[Austins Musik ertönt und die Rattlesnake kommt unter ohrenbetäubendem Jubel zum Ring. Dort angekommen feiert er erst mal in jeder Ringecke. Es kommt zum Staredown, begleitet von Austin-Chants]

Roddy Piper: "So, you're the rebel, huh? Welcome to Piper's Pit." [er verpasst Austin eine Ohrfeige]

Steve Austin: "Thank you very much for having me, you little son of a bitch!" [er verpasst Piper seinerseits eine Ohrfeige]

Roddy Piper: "I kinda like ya!"

Steve Austin: "Would you like another?"

Roddy Piper: "Now that we got that outta the way, son. I got a lot of respect for ya. I never met ya 'til now. I got a lot of respect for ya. ["What?"-Chants werden laut] What, are you deaf? I ain't doin' that again. I'll tell you something else, sir! I got a lot of respect for you sticking up for Vince McMahon. Against him. For him. Down on him. You be the man! Try to keep up with me! [zum Publikum] But on one point, I beg to differ! [Publikum wieder: "What?"] Well, if you'd shut up and listen, I'd tell ya."

Steve Austin: "What point would that be?" ["What?"]

Roddy Piper: "You don't understand him, either? That's a yes. That would be this part, sir. I was here, when Wrestlemania didn't have a number. I was pissing Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash, buddy! I may agree on all the other parts. But son, on the rebel part you nor James Dean got nothing on me! Trust me!"

Steve Austin: "Well now, first of all, you mealy-mouthed bastard, you oughta know I don't trust one single son of a bitch, much less you. You come out here and you talk your trash in your little black jacket, your little white shirt, your little red dress, your little furry gimmicks, your little messed-up boots, your little goatee, looks like your cat ran off. Am I supposed to be impressed by you? Are you supposed to intimidate me? Am I supposed to be scared? Because there's something going on here that I am not understanding, because for some reason, you don't scare me one single bit. Do I make myself clear? No, no! Think about it a little longer!"

Roddy Piper: "What we have here is failure to communicate."

Steve Austin: "That being said, why don't you take y..."

[Carlitos Musik ertönt; Austin und Piper reden weiter]

Roddy Piper: "Now, what the hell is going on? Time! Time! Time! Time!"

Steve Austin: "It's your plan?"

Roddy Piper: "No it isn't my plan. Is it your plan?"

Steve Austin: "Aren't you ready to fight?"

[Carlito erscheint samt Apfel auf der Bildfläche]

Carlito: "Guys, guys, guys. Look at you."

Roddy Piper: [zu Austin] "I'll get back to you."

Carlito: [auf dem Weg zum Ring] "Arguing and slapping each other like little girls. You guys shouldn't be arguing. I mean, you guys have one thing in common. Neither of you two is... cool. You see, nobody wants to see you two anymore. Everybody wants to see Carlito."

Steve Austin: "Well, then climb your little nappy head in the ring!"

Roddy Piper: "Hang on! Hang on! Time! Who the hell are you? You look like Alfalfa! Quit talkin'! Get you ass in here, you wanna fight!"

Carlito: "Relax! Relax! You see..."

Roddy Piper: "I am relaxed."

Carlito: "...Carlito's the new thing around here. And Carlito's taking charge. And that, that's cool! So I would appreciate it if you two would just walk on down to the back."

Steve Austin: "You said you want me to walk outta here?"

Carlito: "I want you and him to walk on outta here."

Roddy Piper: "Oh, you want me to follow him!"

Carlito: "I don't care what you do, but I tell you this: If you guys got a problem with that..."

[Carlito jongliert seinen Apfel grinsend in einer Hand. Als er sich Piper nähert fängt dieser den Apfel ab.]

Roddy Piper: "Yeah, I got a problem with that, man!"

[Piper beißt in den Apfel und spuckt Carlito ins Gesicht. Der geht auf Piper los, bis Austin schließlich eingreift und Carlito einen Eyepoke von Piper und den Stunner von Austin kassiert. Nach dem Austin-typischen Beer Bash gibt es auch noch einen Stunner für Piper]
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