"Oh, damn, look at that cow over there!"

Jonathan Coachman: "Rock, we just saw the Un-Americans make a serious impact. My question for you is this: Are you gonna be able to make a serious impact against Ric Flair tonight considering what happened on SmackDown last Thursday when Brock Lesnar deci--"

[The Rock unterbricht Coachman mit einer Hand vor dem Gesicht. Er hält einen Finger hoch und schüttelt leicht den Kopf.]

The Rock: "Finally The Rock has come back to Greensboro... You know, Coach, let The Rock start off by saying this: After years of being interviewed by all these sick freaks around here, from that ugly hermaphrodite Kevin Kelly to that new guy on SmackDown, that masturbating Mark Lloyd--I tell you what, everytimehe interviews The Rock he runs into a dark room, he loses five pounds the hard way--if you know what I'm saying. So The Rock just wants to say it's good to be here live on RAW being interviewed, finally, by someone normal."

Jonathan Coachman: "Wow, thank you very much, I appreciate that. Thank you!"

The Rock: "Hey, it's no problem, you don't gotta thank The Rock. I mean, you're always professional, you're always prepared--with the exception of that one time where you spent the night with the cows; other than that you're a stand-up guy. So now, you wanna ask The Rock about--"

Jonathan Coachman: "Woawoawoa... Rock, what do you mean 'with the exception of the night with the cows'? What does that mean? What are you talking about?"

The Rock: "Coach, don't pretend like you don't know what The Rock is talking about! You know damn well what The Rock is talking about. You and the night with the cows... Coach, Live-TV, let's move on! So you wanna ask The Rock about SmackDown--"

Jonathan Coachman: "Rock, I--Rock! I have no idea what you're talking about."

The Rock: "Oh, you have no idea what The Rock is talking about? You want The Rock to put you out there on front street, you want The Rock to do that? Huh, is that what you want? Coach, let The Rock break it down! Since you want it, let The Rock break it down! The Rock knows you come from Kansas, The Rock knows you live on a small farm in Kansas and The Rock knows you want to go home every once in a while, drink that boom-juice, moonshine, lighten it--brrrrwhooo!--get a little tipsy, don't you, Coach? Yeah, The Rock knows that. And The Rock also knows you get a little tipsy, tip the bottle and you like to spend time with the animals. One animal in particular The Rock knows about is your special cow Bessy. Oh, The Rock knows about Bessy, what you like to do with Bessy and the microphone."

Jonathan Coachman: "I'm afraid I don't follow."

The Rock: "[äfft Coach nach] I'm afraid I don't follow. [normal weiter] You don't follow? Well, how about you follow this: One night out in Kansas, in the middle of the farm... [ahmt eine Kuh nach] Mooo! Moooo! Hey, Bessy, what are you doin'? Your old pal, the Coach... Mooo! [überrascht] Meeooooo! [normal weiter] Does that ring a bell to you, Coach? So why don't you just admit it, The Rock knows you like to stick microphones up cows' rectums. Don't you? DON'T YOU?"

Jonathan Coachman: [dreht sich von der Kamera weg] "Rock, it was just one night... [The Rocks Gesicht versteinert sich vor Verblüffung und Ekel] It was just one night, I was drunk and--"

The Rock: "Woawoawoawoawoawoawoawoawoawoa [reißt Coach das Mikro aus der Hand] woawoawoawoawoa! [riecht am Mikro und dreht sich weg] Woa! You just admit that? You DO like sticking microphones up cows' rectums? The Rock was kidding! I was joking! And now you admit that? What's the matter with you, you sick freak? What's wrong with you? [blickt an Coach vorbei] Oh, damn, look at that cow over there!"

Jonathan Coachman: [dreht sich um] "Where?"

The Rock: "Right there! [schubst Coach aus dem Bild] You sick freak! [tosender Jubel vom begeisterten Publikum für die ganze Szene] Now, moving on to more serious matters. The Rock has got two things to talk about, two things. And the first thing is the 'Next Big Thing' Brock Lesnar. Brock Lesnar, you wanna play mind games with The Rock, is that what you wanna do? Well, The Rock'll tell you this: Why? Cause you wanna ignore The Rock on RAW? You wanna throw The Rock's title down at his feet? You wanna beat up on Hulk Hogan on SmackDown? Well, see, Brock Lesnar, The Rock didn't play games, but The Rock'll make one exception for you. Oh, he's gonna play a game. It's not 'pin the tail on the donkey', nonono; it's not 'stick the microphone up cows' rectums', no--the one game is simple and it's called: JUST BRING IT! [lauter Jubel] But, Brock Lesnar, you want The Rock at SummerSlam? Well, you've got The Rock at SummerSlam. But if you want a piece of The Rock before that, it's real simple: The Rock will bring the whoopin', you bring that candy-ass!

Now, on to tonight. For the first time ever, first time one on one, The Rock, the People's Champ against the Nature Boy Ric Flair. ["Whoo!"] If you'd asked The Rock a year ago, 'Rock, you think in one year you're gonna be wrestling, taking on two of the biggest legends of all time, Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair?', The Rock would've said you're crazy. But not now, because finally, tonight, one on one, The Rock, Nature Boy Ric Flair, right smack down in the middle of Flair country, right smack down in the middle of North Carolina--[tosender Jubel] One on one, the jet-flyin', limousine-ridin', wheelin', dealin', kiss-stealin' son of a gun Ric Flair--oh yeah--taking on the trailblazin', eyebrow-raisin', jabroni-beatin', pie-eatin', heart-stoppin', elbow-droppin' People's Champ The Rock!

["Rocky! Rocky"]

There's only one word to describe a matchup of this magnitude, one word to describe it to normity, one word--The Rock, Ric Flair, simply this: WHOOOOO! ["Whooo!"] Nature Boy, The Rock has been waiting all of his life for this night. It's gonna be a classic. IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLL what The Rock... ["is cookin!"]

[The Rock läuft aus dem Bild, während Jim Ross unterstreicht, dass das bevorstehende Match ein Klassiker wird. Die Kamera bleibt aber im Backstagebereich, als The Rock in typischer Flair-Manier zweimal durchs Bild gelaufen kommt. Wieder ertönen "Rocky!"-Chants, bis The Rock erneut ins Bild kommt.] ... is cookin'!''