"Say something! Say something! Say something!"

Edge: "Like it or not, the most controversial superstar in the history of the WWE is back on RAW. I'm sure all of you want an explanation as to why I did what I did to Randy Orton last week. But you see, you people don't deserve an explanation. Okay, okay, I'm just kidding. I'll give you an explanation, but it's so much fun to pull on your heartstrings, to play with your emotions. You see, I'll go back in history a little bit, I'll go back to my injury, when I came back to win the Royal Rumble. Yeah, you see, I was poised, I was prepared to be the white knight, the shining light on SmackDown. A lot of preparation, a lot of planning, it took me longer than I expected, but I was in the perfect place to beat Jack Swagger and become the new World Champion.

Then last week, Ted DiBiase, he wins a battle royal and I get drafted to RAW. And poof! There goes all that preparation, all those plans, all of that hard work up in smoke. So I figured I had to start over on a brand new show, and I was a little bit frustrated, I was a little bit angry. You'll have to excuse me. So you see, spearing Randy Orton, it was an act of defiance, I had to get it off my chest, it was very cathartic. And yeah, I may have cost Randy Orton the WWE Championship, but at the end of the night, I was the most talked about superstar on this or any other brand. Okay, but I'm getting ahead of myself, I should probably bring out my guest here on the Cutting Edge tonight. So without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, my guest tonight here on the Cutting--

[Wayne Bradys Musik ertönt und er kommt zum Ring]

Have a seat, have a seat, Randy Orton can wait, folks. Randy Orton can wait. Ladies and gentlemen, our guest host here tonight on Monday Night RAW, Wayne Brady!"

Wayne Brady: "Thank you"

Edge: "How are you feeling, Wayne?"

Wayne Brady: "I feel great man, I feel absolutely great."

Edge: "Good, good! What brings you out?"

Wayne Brady: "Well, because all of the stuff I've gotten a chance to do, the fact is: I've been a huge wrestling fan all my life, I love the WWE, grew up with the WWE, and to be able to come out here and to watch you do your thing, this is why I'm here. This is why I'm here."

Edge: "Awesome, awesome, hey, hey, you wanna do your thing?"

Wayne Brady: "Well, I was gonna ask you, because, this is a lot of people to be in front of right now, here in Jacksonville and at home, people are watching all over the world, not just the country, all over the world. Can I try to feel what it's like to walk in your footsteps, just a little bit to walk in your shadow?"

Edge: "Hey, feel free, buddy, seriously, have at it. Have some fun! Feel what we do!"

Wayne Brady: "What does it feel like to be a WWE superstar? Okay. What's up, Jacksonville? Jacksonville, I came here tonight not to challenge anyone, but to tell any other guest host, who wants to come on RAW, all the other people that have done it before, you're not me. To all the Mini-Mes, to Cheech and/or Chong, to Bob Barker, I am Bob Darker! I came here to RAW! This is my house tonight! That felt really good."

Edge: "That felt pretty good. Now look straight in that camera and tell them!"

Wayne Brady: "What, these guys? Jacksonville, make some noise!"

[Randy Ortons Theme ertönt und er kommt in den Ring. Edge und Orton gucken sich eine Zeit lang an, dann versucht Brady, sich Orton zu nähern, bekommt aber einen RKO ab]

Edge: Okay, I get it. You think you're gonna come out here and RKO me right now, is that what you think? Well, I know for a fact, that that's not gonna happen. It's not gonna happen, I'm gonna give you two reasons why. Hear me out, Randy, hear me out. Last week was a case of you being in the wrong place at the wrong time. You would have done the same thing and you know it. I had to make a statement. Okay, number two, the last time you were a guest on this show was years ago, years ago, but remember what happened? ['RKO'-Chants] Listen to me. What happened: We became a tag team. Yeah, we became Rated RKO! And Randy, we dominated. We dominated DX, we dominated this entire show. And I tell you what. I know that it can happen again. Only this time bigger and better. Yeah, that's right, because Cena and Batista at Over The Limit, they're gonna beat the pulp out of each other. And then you and me, we can just swoop in and pick the bones. Yeah, we can be the real two-man power trip. And Randy, who can stop us? Who's gonna stop us?

What? Does that idea not appeal to you, Randy? Are you not feeling that? Are you too big a superstar now to share the spotlight? Well, I'll tell you what. Last monday when I woke up, I wasn't planning on spearing you, but right now I'm glad I did. I'm glad I did, because I just don't get it. I don't get it! I did everything you're supposed to do. I came back from an injury, I filmed commercials, I came up with a catchphrase for all these people to chant along with. I gave them everything that I have! But yet, they still didn't accept me, you didn't fully accept me! But yet, there's you. A man who cares about no one but himself, and these people, they get behind you. These people, they support you. Oh yeah, oh yeah! They chant 'RKO, RKO', and I don't get it! ['RKO'-Chants]

It's not fair. It's not fair! The fact that I'm not World Champion right now is not fair! All that work, everything that I put into this, all gone up in smoke, that's not fair! The fact that I got drafted to RAW because of a battle royal, that's not fair! None of this is fair to me! So, Randy, I'm gonna tell you something. You're gonna listen to me. Yeah, you're gonna listen to me. You will join me. Because if you think that spear last week was anything, oh, that was just the tip of the iceberg. Because I will do it week after week after week, until you are just an afterthought on this show. Are you listening to me? Is this registering in your head? Say something! Say something! Say something!"

[Darauf versucht Orton einen RKO, den Edge jedoch blockt, dann setzt Edge einen Spear an, den Orton aber mit einem RKO kontert]

- Wayne Brady ist ein Comedian und Sänger sowie der Guest Host bei dieser RAW-Episode.