"If she won't let me stuff her muff then I'll just poke her face"

Joel Gertner: "Well, Well, Well!

["Testify"-Sprechchöre]

It is I, the bacon in her eggs. The man for whom she begs and the face between her legs. The lyrical miracle, the sexual intellectual and the quintessential studmuffin: Joel.

Lady Gaga advocates celibacy. What an absolute disgrace. If she won't let me stuff her muff then I'll just poke her face.

["That's hardcore"-Sprechchöre]

Back together, tonight, with my running buddies, my colleagues in chaos. Ask the tag teams that they've decimated, they all know why they're so decorated. They are the biggest, the baddest, the sickest and most vicious, the most extreme, hardcore, sever tag team in the wrestling business yesterday, today and forever.

["Dudleys"-Sprechchöre]

From New York City, at a total combined weight of 569 pounds, they are Brother Ray and Brother Devon: The Dud....TEAM 3D."

["Dudleys"-Sprechchöre]